Skip to main content

Holy shit big

Refers to any object (real or otherwise) that is in fact so big, it is not simply "very big", "huge", or "gargantuan", but incomprehensibly big.
"You should have seen the size of the rats at the airport in Mumbai"
"Were they big?"
"No, they were holy shit big rats, bro"
by jonohere January 3, 2020
mugGet the Holy shit bigmug.

holy monkey fuck

Holy Monkey Fuck
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/

noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….

Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”

Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!

Similar to:

What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin
by Kouzelne Prsty September 3, 2016
mugGet the holy monkey fuckmug.

COVID Holy Water

COVID Holy water is a liquid soap, hand sanitizer that has been blessed /approved for use by the members of the CDC . The use for cleansing of the COVID-19. The use of COVID holy water as a sacramental for protection against evil in a pandemic.

It’s just a fancy name for hand sanitizer that kills germs.
43 : Hand me the COVID Holy water

12: The what? *smirks*
43: The hand sanitizer, I need to get the sins of this pandemic off my hands.

12: *sign of the cross* In the name of the CDC,WHO, NIOSH & Flu-Vid may you be cleansed”. *throws hand sanitizer *.
43: Thank you my child.

12: Amen.
by K_IRL October 16, 2020
mugGet the COVID Holy Watermug.

holy shit nipples

1. large sized nipples usually found on breasts, which are worthy of an reclamation mark.

2. a expressive way of expressing amazement, excitement, or amusement.
*a women bearing such nipples flashed a person* "holy shit nipples!"

"holy shit nipples, I just got into college!"
by gregoriouse June 21, 2012
mugGet the holy shit nipplesmug.

Holy mother of India

The border of India that surrounds Pakistan and New Delhi.
Pakistan is the terrorist child of holy mother of india
by HOIYAAAAH May 16, 2022
mugGet the Holy mother of Indiamug.

The Holy Grail of requests

Someone who generally sticks to a plan deviates from routine to do the abnormal.

Basically someone says or does something that nobody sees coming.
Did you hear what Angela did? She never asked anyone out before!

Woah it's the holy grail of requests.
by SBD Dauntless May 21, 2017
mugGet the The Holy Grail of requestsmug.

Russian Holy Water

/n/
Vodka
Just another word for vodka
Person 1: You want some beer?
Person 2: Beer is weak as fuck. I got Russian holy water
by Razorclaw the crab May 27, 2021
mugGet the Russian Holy Watermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email