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Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is the act of chopping off a buffalo's head and gooning at night time. it is a sacred gooning ritual
Hey man, do you wanna go Moon Goonging tonight?

Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"
by anonymous November 12, 2023
mugGet the Moon Gooningmug.

The month of gooning

All of September will be considered The Month Of Gooning

All experienced and non-experienced, New and old gooners and goonettes this month is for you

For the newbies let the experienced gooners/goonettes teach you everything they know

Goon from September 1st until September 30th
"Ah dude I can't wait for September what are you going to do all month?"

"I'm going to goon all month because it is The Month Of Gooning"

"Well have fun with that"
by Jonnyspoon72 June 25, 2023
mugGet the The month of gooningmug.

Balkan mango goon

an activity where you insert a whole mango as an anal plug and you aggressively listen to mango or balkan rage phonk on full blast while you proceed to goon as quickly and as forcefully as you can to achieve the epitome of pleasure
"I cant wait to balkan mango goon when i get home!"
by oshiiii December 20, 2024
mugGet the Balkan mango goonmug.

Gooning

Vigorously masturbating to magazines you find at the dentist appointment for hours possibly even days
Here are a few more example sentences about fishing:

“After a long day at work, she found peace in Gooning by the river, where the sounds of nature calmed her mind."

"They spent their summer vacation in Florida, where Gooning became their favorite family activity."

“ With a cooler full of bait and snacks, the boys are ready for a big day of Gooning on the river

“Gooning requires patience and skill, as each catch holds a story waiting to be told.”
by I CAN TELL YOU RIDE July 18, 2025
mugGet the Gooningmug.

Goons

Damm she has goons”
by Big pepper June 10, 2018
mugGet the Goonsmug.

goon

some n00b with stupid eyes
some 1 who is hired
hired goon
Ben ***** evans is a hired goon lool
by Steve601 January 1, 2008
mugGet the goonmug.

goon or edge

A slang term used to ask the target whether they prefer to edge their meat or go on gooning sessiond
by Zesaeit July 11, 2024
mugGet the goon or edgemug.

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