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Ghetto Postage

Slang terminology for food stamps, particularly the old paper variety, due to their use by the poor and their proclivity in the "ghetto"(stamps = postage). Popularized by the Master P album released in 2000.
He used his ghetto postage to buy some food, they gave him cash as change and he used it to buy some smokes.
by vip77 December 22, 2008
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Ghetto Scan

Using a camera phone to take a picture of another picture and uploading it to your computer.
I just ghetto scanned my ID so I could email it to your mom to prove I'm over 18.
by BSanner October 7, 2010
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ghetto green

affectionate term for Evergreen High School.
referring to the torn up former building, that has since been remodeled.
dude, the game at ghetto green was sick.
by hahaINKMAN January 30, 2009
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Ghetto Grade

To be of low quality.
To be of a quality or purity used or consumed by a ghetto individual.
Your ghetto grade ride can't touch mine.
by TheHose February 2, 2005
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Ghetto Pig

A disgusting excuse for a female. Loud, rude & has tendencies to create drama in public simply because of he said, she said sh*t.

It wears clothing where you can smell the cheap a mile away. Is on welfare and struts around like she creates work for those beneath her. Although pig has no job they will make an extra effort to dress up to attend weekly "babies money shopping" or "pay day" at the mall...paint herself up and then go all out by slipping Into her ugg boots to set off the outfit.

Loves the orange glow from fake tan, fake eyelashes, Diamante everything, blue, green, purple eyeshadow that matches nothing, terrible choices in nail colours from the cheap manicure to go with the cheap ass weaves that are usually red or purple - the standard obscene colours that only a true ghetto pig with no class has.

Ghetto Pig's are intimidated by well spoken, intellectual successful woman and will refer to them as 'fatty, ugly ass bitch, fake ass, barbie or haters'
Most are single because she has a vulgar mouth and her 'guy mates' view her as a pig anyway. Swearing loudly, possibly stealing too to add to the rap sheet and being all hood seems to be a warped mating call? That attracts only certain coloured up baboons from the same circles.
You remember that chick we saw in the street the.other week trying to start drama hurling abuse? Could she be anymore Ghetto Pig?!?!
by inurfacecheapass June 21, 2014
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ghetto brawl

the ghetto people fighting. also a show on tv, or used to be. watched it in early drug/alcohol prevention class.
some bitch steals LaQuisha's corner. WHAT CHU GON' DO NOW !?

a ghetto brawl occurs.
by sham shename September 24, 2008
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ghetto text

(n) an incoherent series of letter, number or symbol combinations used to send text or email messages that are impossible to comprehend.
Yo, I just got a ghetto text from Tyrese and it looks like his mom's broom just got stolen by alien zombies....wus up wit dat?
by Johnny B Ghetto December 17, 2006
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