Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.

by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024

Magician’s Donut

The ability to make items disappear using your butthole.

The crowd wasn’t liking my tricks, so I showed them my magician’s donut.

by Saltburn January 20, 2024

Strawberry Filled Donut

When you’re performing the act of anal, and she looks back at you and says to stop because she has to poop. So you bear down even deeper and tell her to shit around it. The result is a glazed rose bud with a chocolate ring, of which resembles a strawberry filled chocolate donut.

Eric: “Bro, I’m trying to spice up the sex life with this new girl I’m with. She’s into some nasty shit too.”
Thomas: “ Have you given her a Strawberry Filled Donut?”

by thatjboi23 April 12, 2023

donut blocker

Noun - Describes an individual who will proceed to stop or deny access to someone else's donuts, usually just because.

I was trying to open the pack of donuts in the store and he had the nerve to ask "Can't that wait?". He is such a Donut Blocker.

by RockabillyJ April 19, 2023

donut sus

a word you say when cuj is being proper sus

CuJ:”the field has returned”
Seb:”DONUT SUS !!”

by yescuj April 24, 2023

Glazing the donut

Pack the pipe

Hey man, let's be glazing the donut!

Means pack the pipe

by Camdude69! May 2, 2023

Powdered donut

When someone puts cocaine around the rim of their asshole

“My asshole is tingling”
“Dude did you just have a powdered donut”

by Donut powder May 8, 2023