by toastedwater December 2, 2021
Get the Disease mug.When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit
Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick
Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick
Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho
by Wengerbender May 1, 2014
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(non-contagious)
Symptoms Include: (1)Thinking about that person all the time. (2) Over analysis of everything he says, or does
(3) Feelings can only be expressed by ~akaugdfkjadfhoaudfgoa~
(4) You get sick to your stomach, can't focus, and you start caring more about your looks.
(created Kenzie & Katy)
(non-contagious)
Symptoms Include: (1)Thinking about that person all the time. (2) Over analysis of everything he says, or does
(3) Feelings can only be expressed by ~akaugdfkjadfhoaudfgoa~
(4) You get sick to your stomach, can't focus, and you start caring more about your looks.
(created Kenzie & Katy)
Girl likes guy and has no idea if he has any kind of feelings for her.
So she contracts CRUSHINGS DISEASE and starts thinking of all the things he does and doesn't do.
She looks up "How to tell if a guy likes you" "How to tell a guy you like him"
She gets sick to her stomach and over analyzes everything he says and does
She then either finds out he likes her and they are together till....Their not together anymore or she finds out he has no feelings toward her and she is Heart broken and things get really awkward.
So she contracts CRUSHINGS DISEASE and starts thinking of all the things he does and doesn't do.
She looks up "How to tell if a guy likes you" "How to tell a guy you like him"
She gets sick to her stomach and over analyzes everything he says and does
She then either finds out he likes her and they are together till....Their not together anymore or she finds out he has no feelings toward her and she is Heart broken and things get really awkward.
by Crushing Disease Patient September 12, 2013
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The Fat Person Disease Is When Your Obese And You Can't Stop Eating. Fat People May feel Depression And Will Always Be Bullied
The Fat Person Disease Is When Your Obese And You Can't Stop Eating. Fat People May feel Depression And Will Always Be Bullied
by Mcn Eal November 21, 2019
Get the Fat Person Disease mug.-When a female is so Beautiful, intelligent, and confidence, she gives off bad bitch vibes.
-Away you can tell a female has Bad Bitch Disease is if you captivated by her existence.
How you know your effected by bad bitch disease are:
1. Uneasy feeling in lower Aldine
2. Wanting to talk to her
3. Ready to lock down a relationship with her
4. Ready to be her ride or die
-Away you can tell a female has Bad Bitch Disease is if you captivated by her existence.
How you know your effected by bad bitch disease are:
1. Uneasy feeling in lower Aldine
2. Wanting to talk to her
3. Ready to lock down a relationship with her
4. Ready to be her ride or die
-Damn, she has Bad Bitch Disease
Person 1-You heard about that nigga James, niggas Simpson and shit
Person 2-Yea there said she had Bad Bitch Disease
Person 1-You heard about that nigga James, niggas Simpson and shit
Person 2-Yea there said she had Bad Bitch Disease
by Bitch232 March 29, 2021
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