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Jurassic Chode

A chode that is so large it is referred to as "beastly" or "monstrous" like the humongous reptilian dinosaurs that roamed during the Jurassic period.
"Dude his chode was massive"
"Yea, that thing was jurassic."
"Hey are you guys talking about Joe's Jurassic Chode?"
by SuppaAwesomeMan December 8, 2009
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Chief Chode

A person who is gay,indian and has a small dick and blames all his friends for trouble he gets in.

Also known as Chief, Cody, and Runs With Wolves
Person 1: Haha, I just told the cops that my good friends are stealing my new car even tho i gave them the keys to it and said its alright to drive it.

Person 2: Wow man your such a Chief Chode
by Nick trusso June 17, 2008
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chode mongler

one who pilfers, snitches and abuses their chode
hey don't be a chode mongler to my dog
by baum,brent,rawlings=TS December 13, 2004
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Chode Job

When a girl sucks on a fat chode, gathers the cum in her mouth, spiots it into the other guys mouth, then he spits in her asshole, and then he licks it out and he swallows it. then this whole process repeats itself.
"Yo girl, I want u to give me a Chode Job tonight alright??" "okay, but my asshole hurts from the last time we did the chode job" "O fuck that, lets roll"
by Mike Donaldson January 15, 2007
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quasi chode

A chode is defined as a penis (or person who has a penis) that is wider than it is long. A quasi chode is defined as a penis (or person who has a penis) that is as wide as it is long
e.g corbin u have a quasi chode
by wowky January 14, 2006
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chode king

Chode King is just generally a bit of a guy although he doesnt have many mates for some reason. I have asked him if he wants to go for an alcoholic beverage, bevvy several times but he still doesnt know what it means. Has a long-lost son who he see's everyday but doesn't realise. Passer's by know his son by one name "Chode King's prodigal son".
Chode King lad goin for a bevvy later
Omfg Chode King you are a bit of a hunk
FUCKIN ROFL
by Herman "The Hash" Henderson August 20, 2006
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