Canadian Oil Change

The diarrhea one gets after consuming too much poutine.

Oh man, I ate two orders of poutine and then dropped a Canadian oil change in the bathroom

by Asstastrophy August 28, 2016

Canadian Wildfire Smoke

noun, a fart after eating spicy food while someone who just took a bong rip is rimming you

Bobby and I went to Taco Bell last night and then back to my place, and while he was rimming me I blew Canadian wildfire smoke in his face

by AncientR June 8, 2023

canadian n-word

Nickelback

we were talking about our favorite bands & Chad dropped the Canadian N-Word

by Frank Beans 2020 October 3, 2019

Canadian Wind Tunnel

The act of defecating into a hairdryer, turning it on the owner, turning it on and blasting faeces all over the holder

James was so wasted last night, I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit, holding a hair dryer. Must have been a Canadian Wind Tunnel.

by nestegg November 20, 2020

canadian wood chipper

When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.

I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper

by D Haz March 19, 2017

Canadian rough rider

The act of using maple syrup as lubrication. Makes some sticky sweet love making.

Yeah last night we did the Canadian rough rider... made her ass taste much better

by Ddubs September 30, 2014

Canadian Snow Blower

A Canadian Snow Blower is when your partner takes a sip from a 7-Eleven Slushie then proceeds to give you a blowjob.

My friend Mitch gave me a Canadian Snow Blower in the back of a 7-Eleven.

by The Sus Bus Driver September 28, 2019