Dock Queef

When the water shoots out of the side of under the dock and makes a noise when you step on it and weigh one side down.

Katelyn: Woah did you hear that? What was that noise?

Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.

by BeethovenBones June 8, 2013

fishy queef

To fart whilst having a family meal at Prezzo, when eating with your family

Crickey! Did you hear and smell that? Clair just did a fishy queef

by Bumfart March 21, 2017

Queef

An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.

Gordon: *turns around with flo* “really? Flo? What are you doing?”
Flo: “aaarrgh!!” *Stomping with Queef Sound* “I’m tired”

by MayDayMeh June 19, 2018

Queef

What a ratchet hood rat stink bitch does when she feels like getting fucked in her vagina that day.

I Queef

by Kavier December 28, 2019

queef

an explosion in a girls vagina after intercourse. this is very dangerous. A woman's queef was the cause of 9/11. so sad. please don't queef.

do not queef in public!

by dua lupalupa February 23, 2022

Forced vital queef

When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.

Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.

by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024

Queef

Pussy fart

Honey I may have pussy farted. That's called queef

by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021