Cranky Bean

the female form of blue balls

Girl 1: I really wanted to get it on last night but he had whiskey dick!

Girl 2: Damn! He left you with a cranky bean!?! That's harsh!

by guesswuttbubblebutt June 6, 2012

a crunchy bean

when referring to some one as a crunchy bean you are saying they have the same itelligence as of the person on twitter named "dr. crunchy" also known as "crunchy bean boi" witch is low

person a " your such a crunchy bean"
person b "what the fuck is a"
person a "see a crunchy bean"

by uhfhjhghjks January 21, 2021

t'row the beans

t'row = throw
Throw the beans = throwing one's balls towards an orafice
Basically it means you're trying to stick it in someone

That Jessica girl's so skanky, she'll let anyone t'row the beans at her.
Past tense: Jessica came over looking for her keys, so I t'rew the beans at her.

by captain powerbottom May 12, 2014

Smol Bean

Smol Bean's are people who usually use the words "UwU", "OwO", "UnU" and many others. Smol Bean stands for a small, innocent being. They usually say things like "UwU gimme cookies!!!" and are more of a childish type.

"My grandpa is a smol bean!"

by dqpwioufehioqeuwyi78o2u8r3qt47 May 23, 2021

Bean TikTok

A side of alt TikTok which is similar to frog TikTok. Bean TikTok is all about videos of beans. There isn't much to say about it, it's just funny, weird, and entertaining.

Bean tiktok is a friendly side of tiktok.

by Nichtionary August 19, 2020

Queen Bean

The Savory Small Chunk Of Meat Found In Some Cans Of Beans.

"During family cookouts, you would be considered lucky if the queen bean was scooped onto your plate."

by CitizenEmpire May 4, 2018

talking beans

When someone is talking rubbish and is not telling the truth

"I swear I hit on her bro!"
"Nah bro, you're talking beans!"

by ch.hopp28 January 7, 2017