August 1st

national stay at home day

where is alex?oh yeah its August 1st

by Random person.com July 31, 2022

August 12

August 12 is national ask a girl out day

Guy1: hey isn’t it august 12?
Guy2: oh shit it’s national ask a girl out day

by Ssuchu August 11, 2022

August 2nd

national almost girlfriend day!

post ur almost girlfriend!

jake: oh no it’s august 2nd I have to post you.
his almost gf: good.

by hiiloveu August 1, 2022

auguster

auguster a person who is mean, kind, funny, and hates red nail polish.

i need an auguster in my life
#getlikeauguster

by ilovehoeslol November 21, 2021

August 1st

National slut day where girls beg to be posted on their boyfriend's story not knowing that he got a kid with the local boss man. It is also a day where girls under the age of 18 suck cucumbers and shove them down their dead nan's throat.

It's August 1st

by Daddysweetknob July 31, 2022

August 22

If they are born on august 22 they are the best and you should buy them whatever they want or else….. you don’t wanna know

I’m born august 22 can I have a coffee mug

by Leahliva March 26, 2023

August 12th 2003

Gayest nigga alive with the biggest blackest dick ever!
Also a sexy beast ;)

person1: Yo bro were you born on August 12th 2003 because you black and gay as hell!

person2: nigga how you know?!

by dante;) April 5, 2024