Urban Dictionary

A popular online slang dictionary where 99.99% of the definitions are written by angsty teens with a bitter and cynical outlook on life, although most come from privileged middle class families and have their own credit cards.

Just go to Urban Dictionary and look up 'puppies' or 'sunshine', and I bet some bitter, angst-ridden teen has written a negative definition about it.

by Millsy86 January 12, 2012

urban lumberjack

A person who gets his firewood by picking up free pallets from behind businesses in the city and carrying them home on his back.

Unable to cut down trees in the park, Nathan became an urban lumberjack to heat his flophouse.

by 'D' Shift Dog Garr January 11, 2008

Urban Dictionary

1. A place chock-full of people with a lust for inventing sexual innuendos by mixing random words and thinking that it will work.

2. A site used to determine specific slang or even regular words (at your own risk) that can be helpful for the standard millenial-mind.

3. A condom if you used some of the phrases.

1: Yo, bro wanna get skizzy?

2: Hol' up lemme look that up on the urban dictionary.

2: ... Fuck you.

by cue balls April 4, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A site often used by teenage delinquents to define their own "made up" words so they can feel better about themselves and the fact that that do not know the definition of actual words in the English language

Jeff: hey mick! What did you do on the weekend?
Mick: oh you know, the usual, made up words on the Urban Dictionary and contemplated my death

by Tibby TheTiger July 22, 2016

Urban Dictionary

If you're actually looking this up, you're bored as hell and looking for any remote source of mindless entertainment. So enjoy staring at this gif for the next 3 hours.

Urban Dictionary is the craziest place on the internet.

by askkkkkkk December 9, 2019

Urban Dictionary

What are you looking at on your screen RIGHT THIS MOMENT?

"What's this think called the Urban Dictionary, Bob?"
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!"

by TheGuySittingInTheBack May 19, 2016

Urban dictionary

The website you are currently on.

I'm going to look up urban dictionary on urban dictionary and see how long it takes for the world to explode!

by NotAbbey July 3, 2016