Similar to Tigger-Water, tiger water is the water that ANYONE uses while having sex with a mistress. Named after the king of affairs Tiger Woods.
John- How much is tiger-water, Fred?
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.
by Squirrelchoker1 April 28, 2011
Get the Tiger-Watermug. The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017
Get the Jade Tigermug. by Mjms717 January 1, 2020
Get the Tigermug. Tiger Berna is the truest joy in the world. She is a party animal and the sweetest most genuine woman you will ever meet. She’s driven and intelligent, sustainable as fuck, she knows how to get down with the get down. Freak in the streets and in the sheets. She’s a firehouse force and will burn you if you cross her in any way. Be wary, for she is the best thing you will ever have, but will fuck you up if you do her wrong. Tiger will rock your socks off. She’s all that.
by Kiwi.soccerluv November 22, 2021
Get the Tigermug. the kindest and funniest guy ever. he has the most genuine personality and will always cheer you up no matter what. we all love tiger.
by siyam November 23, 2021
Get the tigermug. Basically, if your running away from TommyInnit and you die and then he commits drug crimes, you are running from the man cena tiger. However, it is much more complex than that, you must first retrieve the invisible penis which will save you from world hunger. Don't do drugs kids and make sure to kill CG5.
TommyInnit: I am here b*tch
Me: Ahhh! Run from the man cena tiger friend
Friend: Ok, but we must retrieve THE TUBBO!
Me: Ahhh! Run from the man cena tiger friend
Friend: Ok, but we must retrieve THE TUBBO!
by Little Alien Who Despises Drug August 2, 2021
Get the Run from the man cena tigermug. by Atlantis5523 March 27, 2025
Get the Tigermug.