by plato! October 30, 2024

Kid 1: Man, last night at prom, they didn’t put out enough seats AND they screwed up the assigned buses
Kid 2: Man, Lake Zurich High School really knows how to out retard the retard
Kid 2: Man, Lake Zurich High School really knows how to out retard the retard
by Darth_Hedgie May 12, 2024

by Pontiac peeps January 12, 2021

I met that girl at he bar and brought her her home. I gave her The Mountain Lake and she almost choked to death.
by BellsBeach1303 October 12, 2020

The. Best. Place. If you come here during the summer you are most likely very rich. This lake is home to huge houses along the water, the newest boats, HOT GIRLS, lots of beer drinking and island parties. If you are a local you sell ice cream and t-shirt’s and hate every summer bird that comes!!
by loverofbeings April 28, 2020

It's when people go out to a lake and basically wash with soap before jumping into the water. ( with swimsuits on)
by Niccole Grant November 12, 2020

by Fred Murtz March 16, 2024
