This name often if not always belongs to nasally, short, obese boys. They have likely been coddled from birth. If you come across someone with this name, they likely do not deserve your respect.
Connor: you guys won't beleive my K/D in COD!
bystander: Who are you? Get out of my house!
Connor: I'm Connor.
bystander: *pumps shotgun* GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
bystander: Who are you? Get out of my house!
Connor: I'm Connor.
bystander: *pumps shotgun* GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
by doublechromasomes May 31, 2018

A Connor is a really cool kid who everyone loves to make people laugh with quick wit.
Someone with a fantastic taste in everything.
Everyone's best friend.
A Connor will often be cheerful and can always put people around him in the best of moods.
This person can make a Scrooge giggle in about 3.7 milli seconds.
A Connor has a great head of hair that never thins out to bald.
Although Connors are magically perfect, Connor will make YOU feel super about your fat ugly self. And you will walk away knowing your day just got better for speaking with him.
Someone with a fantastic taste in everything.
Everyone's best friend.
A Connor will often be cheerful and can always put people around him in the best of moods.
This person can make a Scrooge giggle in about 3.7 milli seconds.
A Connor has a great head of hair that never thins out to bald.
Although Connors are magically perfect, Connor will make YOU feel super about your fat ugly self. And you will walk away knowing your day just got better for speaking with him.
Person 1, speaking of man in elevator,: "He MUST be a Connor. "
Person 2: "Why do you say that?"
Person 3: "I felt ewww this morning. A 10 second convo with that guy and I feel like I won award for sexiest person alive."
"Wow you're pretty much being a Connor right now, and I'm liking it."
Person 2: "Why do you say that?"
Person 3: "I felt ewww this morning. A 10 second convo with that guy and I feel like I won award for sexiest person alive."
"Wow you're pretty much being a Connor right now, and I'm liking it."
by Mel80sB November 24, 2021

Connor is an amazing person who is probably really good at art and loves sally face and Detroit become human in most cases he is also gay and dating a Jae
by Human.bitch March 22, 2020

A boy who has issues and sucks dick in the corners of schools. He doesn't shower and mostly loves being gay. There's nobody like this connor. Connor can be a huge dick but don't be surprised that he doesn't have one. The man of the smallest dick in the world.
"Look, it's small dick connor"
by Itscalm August 22, 2024

He is the dude with the best flow known to man. He is an athletically gifted genius. Smartest bro you will meet in all time. He is the kindest dude you will meet and is the best dude to trust with anything
He is such a connor
by The surfer bro December 14, 2021

A human with the worlds largest penis of approximately 2 thousand inches and is always longer than that of a Jake.
John: Wow, look at that Connor H! He is huge
Jake: I wish I had a Connor H, I only have a 2 cm penis.
Jake: I wish I had a Connor H, I only have a 2 cm penis.
by Yûr Momza ss December 6, 2021
