jumped on a crunchie

To horrifically break ones leg. To the point it looked like flakes of honeycomb, similar to a crushed Crunchie chocolate bar.

You see Steve after he rolled that quad? His leg looked like someone had jumped on a Crunchie.

by LZ-Bix December 9, 2018

Jump nap

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then takes a nap all on the toilet

Its been a rough day so far at work , since we finally got some downtime imma go take a jump nap

by AnonRS001 March 31, 2022

Jump list

A list where nigga's get put on. So they get jumped on sight.

Dude 1:That boy talked some shit about carl last week.
Dude 2:Oh that boy going on the jump list fosho

by chiktuez September 7, 2021

jumped the board

Having sex when you aren’t suppose to.

From the Amish practice of “bundling”whereby a young couple sleeps together with a board between them for the purpose of getting to know one another without actual physical contact. “Jumping the board” is being so hot for each other that you break the rules to have sex.

Dick and Jane jumped the Board last night.

by James Perfect November 20, 2023

Jumping the shounen

When an anime with some elements of shonen adds enough tropes from the genre that it loses its identity

"They added an extra layer of power ups to the new season, they're really Jumping the Shounen."

by Westwind December 5, 2019

Jumping Box

What Mr. Burns calls the television in The Simpsons episode "Fraudcast News".

Mr. Burns: Now, let's see how I'm faring on the jumping box.
Smithers: You mean the television, sir?
Mr. Burns: Television, jumping box, pict-o-cube... just crank it up!

by OhNo S. August 28, 2022

jump

leave quickly, especially from a phone conversation

"Oh, look at the time--gotta jump!"

by goldwax January 21, 2022