Minecraft Sucks

Literally no one has ever said in 2019, cause you know.

Every Human Being:
Nobody: Minecraft Sucks

by Oh Noez765 December 09, 2019

suck wind

sucking in air with your anus, holding the air, then releasing it in a fart.

"I suck in wind and fart it out. It's like recycling air through my anus."

by guzzly November 18, 2004

Sleep sucking

When a women goes to sleep while very horney has a dream about sucking a penis gets out of bed sleep walks to the closest penis and procedes to suck it... Sleep sucking

Julia went to bed very horney thinking about the boy she likes penis once she fell asleep she got out of bed sleptwalked into her brothers room and started sucking on his penis he woke up and banged her in the but ...sleep sucking

by Mike sand September 07, 2013

sucks to be you

The ultimate expression of empathy.

"Sucks to be you" is actually the most honest, heartfelt expression one can say that truly shows one's appreciation of what it must be like being in somebody else's shoes.

by pristina October 17, 2010

Suck an egg

A nicer way used to express emotion to get off your egg.

Cock: My egg is warm

Farmer: Gimme dat egg

Cock: SUCK AN EGG

by Traffic Stopper September 09, 2017

suck

to go to a specific place to basically rob somebody or if u get robbed

'ahhh man i got sucked of my k750i last night' or 'blud if u dont move from my place i will suck u of everything u got now moveeeee bluuudddd coz mans on eats yehh dont mess coz i will merkk u horridly ok i will get my merk on i will layeth the smackdown

by bobby zamora July 29, 2007

SUCK ICE

(v) syn. for "chill" which is slang for "relax"

Okay so here's the story(Yeah, I wrote a story.): LALA &QUANI are friends. LALA jst found out RYON been cheating on her. She and QUANI are going to the club in result but LALA'S still been edgy lately. Not meaning anything by it, QUANI makes a slick remark and LALA gets vexed.

LALA:It's a done deal. This club aint ready for us.
QUANI:Wrd. Eh, lemme wear y'heels?
LALA:It's cool, go ahead.
QUANI:... You know I'm need to rock these for RYON 1 day.
LALA:Btch! What u mean RYON?!? My ex RYON?...
QUANI:Lol, chill. I'm kidn. U be paranoid as hell, I swear.
LALA:Nah-nah what u talkn bout!!?!!
QUANI:Hun, why u getn loud? I mean... relax, it's nufn.
LALA:Whatevr, whatevr! *Snatchn sh-t every which way*
QUANI:And look at u, you serious. Yo, deadass, SUCK ICE.
LALA:Nah, you play too much.

by UHM... KIE October 20, 2007