Much akin to a graphics whore in video game culture. A story whore is a person that only cares about story in video games. Despite video games typically having garbage stories on average.
They will not care about gameplay. That is the 2nd to last thing they care about.
They will play games by Playstation 3 Naughty Dog like Last of Us and Uncharted despite having a lack of gameplay and being linear.
They will not care about gameplay. That is the 2nd to last thing they care about.
They will play games by Playstation 3 Naughty Dog like Last of Us and Uncharted despite having a lack of gameplay and being linear.
Gamer: Bro did you play The other M?
Story whore: Yeah I did it sucked.
Gamer: Why?
Story whore: Because the story was bad. Samus was completely helpless and submissive to her leaders.
Gamer: But what about the gameplay?
Story whore: Oh that was pretty cool I guess.
Story whore: Yeah I did it sucked.
Gamer: Why?
Story whore: Because the story was bad. Samus was completely helpless and submissive to her leaders.
Gamer: But what about the gameplay?
Story whore: Oh that was pretty cool I guess.
by Chevyman95 September 5, 2019
Get the Story whoremug. by The Enthu Foodie October 12, 2017
Get the Storyingmug. so basically some random shit my dad said while he was hungover after goin to his buddy’s funeral. upon me questioning what the hell it meant he responded “death, the end of the book, life is all journey moving on to the next universe and next chapters”
example 1:
“there went the story” the utterly shitfaced crossfaded man exclaims at the end of the movie.
example 2:
“there went the story” the sophisticated woman announced as the plot of the tale completely lost all meaning and logic.
“there went the story” the utterly shitfaced crossfaded man exclaims at the end of the movie.
example 2:
“there went the story” the sophisticated woman announced as the plot of the tale completely lost all meaning and logic.
by hairyballsonya69 February 24, 2025
Get the there went the storymug. by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015
Get the goat storymug. MAIN CHARACTERS:
Oliver is a nerd. Try hard be cool.
Milly and Molly are friends.
Other people are just random people names that I thought of.
By the way below is for entertainment purposes only, includes drama. Please stop reading if you don't want entertainment or dramatic things in your sight.
Oliver is a nerd. Try hard be cool.
Milly and Molly are friends.
Other people are just random people names that I thought of.
By the way below is for entertainment purposes only, includes drama. Please stop reading if you don't want entertainment or dramatic things in your sight.
Story - Part 1, just a story I have made.
Girls:
Hey look! Theres Oliver there!
Woah he's looking hotttttt. He's mine for prom for SURE!
NO MY PROM DATE!
No mine!
NO, I said it FIRST!
WELL I NEVER CARED! HE'S MINE! I'm sure he'll fall for me.
No! He's MINEEEEEEEE!
Oliver:
Wassup girls.
Girls:
Actually haha... Forget what I said. He's all yours to prom.
Forget about what I said too! He can be yours for prom, I'll look for someone else.
Nah gurl I'll give him to you. You said you wanted him to be yours for prom after all haha.
No he's yours!
NO YOURS!
No yours!!
No, YOURS!
NOOOOOO YOURS FOR PROM!
Oliver:
You guys can choose, either way I'll grab you to prom, the chosen one of course.
Girls:
Molly= I'm choosi-
Milly= Heyyy Oliver you can uhh.... CHOOSE MOLLY BYE!
-Milly runs away-
Molly= Um, bye!!
Oliver:
Nah, you're coming with me to prom.
Molly= NO I-
-Molly gets grabbed by Oliver-
NOTE:Want part 2 of the story?
Find "Story - Part 2"!
It's not ready now, but I will make it tomorrow. Keep your eyes on the name of "Story - Part 2"!
Girls:
Hey look! Theres Oliver there!
Woah he's looking hotttttt. He's mine for prom for SURE!
NO MY PROM DATE!
No mine!
NO, I said it FIRST!
WELL I NEVER CARED! HE'S MINE! I'm sure he'll fall for me.
No! He's MINEEEEEEEE!
Oliver:
Wassup girls.
Girls:
Actually haha... Forget what I said. He's all yours to prom.
Forget about what I said too! He can be yours for prom, I'll look for someone else.
Nah gurl I'll give him to you. You said you wanted him to be yours for prom after all haha.
No he's yours!
NO YOURS!
No yours!!
No, YOURS!
NOOOOOO YOURS FOR PROM!
Oliver:
You guys can choose, either way I'll grab you to prom, the chosen one of course.
Girls:
Molly= I'm choosi-
Milly= Heyyy Oliver you can uhh.... CHOOSE MOLLY BYE!
-Milly runs away-
Molly= Um, bye!!
Oliver:
Nah, you're coming with me to prom.
Molly= NO I-
-Molly gets grabbed by Oliver-
NOTE:Want part 2 of the story?
Find "Story - Part 2"!
It's not ready now, but I will make it tomorrow. Keep your eyes on the name of "Story - Part 2"!
by angel_messenger August 26, 2022
Get the Story - Part 1mug. Sam: “Babe we need to cut down on the takeaways…”
Freya: “Better get another Spice Story order in then 🤷🏻 ♂️“
Freya: “Better get another Spice Story order in then 🤷🏻 ♂️“
by Ahungryvegan November 23, 2021
Get the Spice Storymug. Hope this sex story makes you horny ;)
It was a cold winter's night, Kyla was home alone, as her parents went on a cruise, and she was feeling horny. Without any hesitation she went on to text her boyfriend - Aaron to come over. Little did he know she was going to be waiting for him in her red, lacy lingerie.
She waited there on her sofa for the door bell to ring. After Aaron rung the door bell she skipped to the door, with a playful look in her eyes she dragged him inside and started making out with him as they went to her room.
She jumped onto him wrapping her legs around his torso passionately kissing him. Once they got to her room she started to take of his shirt, playfully caressing his six pack abs. She then finally began the moment we've all been waiting for she carefully rubbed on his already hard 9' inch making him even more eager to fuck her.
After teasing him she undid his trousers/pants and revealed the boner sticking out through his boxers. She got straight to the point took off his boxers and immediately gave him a handjob making his dick more erect than before. Without any hesitation she sucked all 9 inches of his cock dry making him groan at the feeling of her pleasing him.
Aaron then got up unhooked Kyla's red, lacey bra and started sucking on her 36DD breasts, making her throbbing pussy even wetter; he pushed her on the bed and started kissing her from head to toe.
It was a cold winter's night, Kyla was home alone, as her parents went on a cruise, and she was feeling horny. Without any hesitation she went on to text her boyfriend - Aaron to come over. Little did he know she was going to be waiting for him in her red, lacy lingerie.
She waited there on her sofa for the door bell to ring. After Aaron rung the door bell she skipped to the door, with a playful look in her eyes she dragged him inside and started making out with him as they went to her room.
She jumped onto him wrapping her legs around his torso passionately kissing him. Once they got to her room she started to take of his shirt, playfully caressing his six pack abs. She then finally began the moment we've all been waiting for she carefully rubbed on his already hard 9' inch making him even more eager to fuck her.
After teasing him she undid his trousers/pants and revealed the boner sticking out through his boxers. She got straight to the point took off his boxers and immediately gave him a handjob making his dick more erect than before. Without any hesitation she sucked all 9 inches of his cock dry making him groan at the feeling of her pleasing him.
Aaron then got up unhooked Kyla's red, lacey bra and started sucking on her 36DD breasts, making her throbbing pussy even wetter; he pushed her on the bed and started kissing her from head to toe.
by anonymoususer345678 April 2, 2024
Get the Sex Storymug.