Squirrel

When you put a guys balls in your cheeks

John: wanna squirrel

Cindy: what’s that
John: put my balls in your cheeks

by Peeeebis September 24, 2019

Squirreling

Stuffing all bodily openings(urethra,anus, mouth, nose, and ears) with acorns and then proceeding to crawl around like a squirrel while in the nude.

“You cant’t call yourself a man if you havent been squirreling with the boys”

by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024

squirrel situation

When there is an ugly or large girl who is after your nuts. This is the term used for people who don't watch gay shows like jersey shore.

Man this fat chicks after my nuts, i got a serious squirrel situation here.

by eazyG November 8, 2011

Catching The Flying Squirrel

When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth

"Where's Rob?"
"I don't know, he called in, probably at home catching the flying squirrel "

by UnkleLumpY July 8, 2022

tip squirrels

When you're at college, and you see a squirrel, so you give it a dollar, because it's pretty fucking poor too.

Did you see the squirrel over there? He's one of those tip squirrels.

by Tip Squirrels December 5, 2017

Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome

The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.

I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'

by mojoroberts December 24, 2016

Sewer squirrel

Something that should never be in your living room

I saw a pig showing my little brother how to make bombs. I have a sewer squirrel and I’m running to the police with a racing heart

by Unorthodoxy August 15, 2025