Quite possibly one of the greatest web comics EVER! Cheaply drawn, but it adds to it. Funny beyond a doubt, excellent through and through.
by Galloping Ghost June 13, 2005
Get the white ninjamug. The Ninja and a computer virus have many in common.
-Ninja from feudal ages of Japan disguised there selves as Merchants, Geisha, Travellers, Farmers anything that would make them look harmless to blend in or any disguised like Geisha, Priests, Musicians that would make it easy for them to get in to an enemy castles
-A computer virus disguised itself as a normal program or a fake antivirus like Security Shield to make itself look harmless to blend in or diguised as an add from the internet to make it easy for them to get in to a your computer
-A Shogun (War general) would send a ninja to steel important information like battle plans or assassinate enemy Shoguns
-A Hacker would send a virus to steel important information or destroy your computer
-The ninja powned the samurai using stealth tactics same with the computer virus powning crap Fire walls or crap anti viruses like MacAfee, Norton, Avast, etc. I know from experience don’t hate me…Samurai were equivalent to crap anti viruses so when a samurai tries to protect/guarded his Shogun, chances of a samurai were 2/10 against a ninja
-The only thing strong enough to protect a shogun from a ninja was another ninja so back then Tokogawa the shogun used them as Body guards disguised as his gardeners.
-AVG is equivalent to Tokogawa's ninjas. If you need to defend yourself against computer ninjas get AVG it's free, search it up.
-Ninja from feudal ages of Japan disguised there selves as Merchants, Geisha, Travellers, Farmers anything that would make them look harmless to blend in or any disguised like Geisha, Priests, Musicians that would make it easy for them to get in to an enemy castles
-A computer virus disguised itself as a normal program or a fake antivirus like Security Shield to make itself look harmless to blend in or diguised as an add from the internet to make it easy for them to get in to a your computer
-A Shogun (War general) would send a ninja to steel important information like battle plans or assassinate enemy Shoguns
-A Hacker would send a virus to steel important information or destroy your computer
-The ninja powned the samurai using stealth tactics same with the computer virus powning crap Fire walls or crap anti viruses like MacAfee, Norton, Avast, etc. I know from experience don’t hate me…Samurai were equivalent to crap anti viruses so when a samurai tries to protect/guarded his Shogun, chances of a samurai were 2/10 against a ninja
-The only thing strong enough to protect a shogun from a ninja was another ninja so back then Tokogawa the shogun used them as Body guards disguised as his gardeners.
-AVG is equivalent to Tokogawa's ninjas. If you need to defend yourself against computer ninjas get AVG it's free, search it up.
Example:
Dude1: Hey dude im under attack by a computer ninja, But I Have Avast though Im saved
Dude2:Hahahahahaha!!!
Dude1:????
Dude2:dude your dealing with a NINJA! Its a freaking Ninja!!!
Dude1:n?
Dude2:I used to have avast it couldnt even remove a worm. Only a ninja can beat a ninja, Get AVG
Dude1: Hey dude im under attack by a computer ninja, But I Have Avast though Im saved
Dude2:Hahahahahaha!!!
Dude1:????
Dude2:dude your dealing with a NINJA! Its a freaking Ninja!!!
Dude1:n?
Dude2:I used to have avast it couldnt even remove a worm. Only a ninja can beat a ninja, Get AVG
by WayOfDaShadowarrior March 11, 2012
Get the Computer Ninjamug. Someone that knows how to properly write kick ass scripts in GemStone IV, to be a Script Ninja, you must know how to write a proper script, and being able to use counters save variables, and the LabelError feature.
J Tech just wrote this kick ass pooka hunting script for me, that kinda skill is only that of a Script Ninja.
by J Tech February 3, 2004
Get the Script-Ninjamug. Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.
Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"
2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"
2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
by MaximumCamoflauge March 8, 2008
Get the ninja splattermug. When billy opened the cabinet a cup fell out, billy used a ninja catch to get it before it hit the ground and broke.
by Z_watts June 14, 2015
Get the Ninja Catchmug. On some college campuses with charitable upperclassmen, the beer ninja performs the opposite function, stealthily distributing Beer to those in need, rather than removing it.
by TiedownGiant August 15, 2009
Get the Beer Ninjamug. Verb: when you're laying in bed, hungover, next to your one night stand and you need to sneak a fart.
by sherbz June 21, 2014
Get the ninja tootsmug.