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Russian Monster Truck

The act of inserting one's entire head into another individuals anus before screaming as loud as possiblem, with goal of creating a sound - wave based, sensual experience.
SONIC: "Yo Eggggggman, nice booty."

DR. ROBOTNIK: "Lets see how much you REALLY love my cheeks, hedgehog!"

SONIC: "Alright! I'm gonna eat this entire Chili Dog, than wear you like a hat Doc!"

DR. ROBOTNIK: "At long last, after Sonic gives me a RUSSIAN MONSTER TRUCK, the seven chaos emeralds will finally be mine!

SONIC: "Here we go!"
by Flooperzz August 24, 2025
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Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
by Lil2high July 21, 2024
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levis truck

beat up old truck that has fog lights and rails on the back you cant make sharp turns into parking spots due to the large metal thing on the bumper.
Wow, look at the truck its definately levis truck.
by country girl you wish you had September 27, 2008
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Momster truck

Oversized and unnecessary school run SUVs that are capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerbs. Perfect for driving over unseen kids on bikes and lesser vehicles.
Sorry I'm late. Traffic was snarled up with the school run momster truck parade.
by Miscusername July 26, 2024
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Truck

To reach a beneficial agreement, both countries negotiated a truck, with both sides giving some ground.
by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025
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Truck h Up

And inadvertent nonsense message sent when your messaging partner makes you all nervous and sweaty, impairing your ability to properly operate a smartphone or other touchscreen device.

Often blamed on a friend's meddling.
Texter 1: Truck h Up
Texter 2: You are horrid at sexting.
Texter 1: Sorry! That was my friend's fault. I let her type for me while I dictated but forgot she doesn't understand written English.
by SassyHats March 27, 2012
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Trucked

"the food was trucked to St. Petersburg"
by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025
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