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Hello kitty

A psychological warfare weapon, released in Japan as a tactic to enslave the world and put it under their control. Also an absolutely atrocious character. Fucking cancerous.
dude 1: are you retarded

dude 2: no

dude 1: do you like hello kitty

dude 2: yes

dude 1: so you openly admitted you’re retarded
by I am in possession of nukes. February 13, 2024
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hey kitty pspspsps

Mating call to attract Shen Quanrui, the most beautiful white cat to exist
person a : ok what the fuck r u doing?
person b : hey kitty pspspsps (while holding strawberry drink)

person c : uhm I don't think there are any cats here

person b : im mate calling, now calm down, let me retry that again.
by that straight man January 15, 2024
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kitty cat killer

Someone usually male who has a lot of sex.
by anonymous December 3, 2023
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pocket kitty

Pocket kitty means an individual who is so innocent and cute you feel like you have to protect them at all cause like you putting them in ur pocket because theyr so tiny and cute
Aww look at that pocket kitty! so cute I wanna put him in my pocket!
by Beanbeans April 6, 2020
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Cooking the Kitty

Feminine or neutral term originated in the south US, in Florida: Referring to anything/anyone extremely arousing. May be sexual arousal or any intense biological reactions to external stimuli.
“You’re so hot, you’re cookin’ the kitty!”

“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”

Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.

“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.
by SoFlorida June 4, 2021
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Kitty Cagematch

Tribbing, Scissoring, etc.

The act of grindinging two vaginas against eachother. While locking legs together like a WWE wrestler.
Did you hear how Becky and Tiff totally went all out in a kitty cagematch lastnight?
by BLT Sammich September 2, 2021
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Kitty paper

The shreds of toilet paper left over after a cat has clawed a roll.
Sorry, I'm out of whole rolls but I have a bunch of kitty paper you can use.
by Bdubya76 July 18, 2022
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