Kim

Kim is kind, loving, loyal, and honest. She is someone who you can trust with your life. She is beautiful inside and out.

Kim was so kind to me, I think I'll keep her forever.
Kim can be trusted with my life, the most loyal and honest person I've ever met.

by anonymous October 26, 2022

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is a serious illness discovered in Calabasas when Kris Jenner gave birth to this disease in 1850. This disease includes having a shopping kink and getting married 5 times in 1 year and divorcing after 72 days.

Jenny: “Stacy is acting autistic”
Amber: “She’s got the Kim Kardashian!”
Jenny: “Ouch that’s worse than cancer”

by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 10, 2022

Derek Kim

Derek Kim is the absolute best boyfriend anyone could ask for. He’s very sweet, funny, caring, has prestige rizz, but occasionally gets on your nerves. Everyone needs a Derek Kim in their life but NOT this one cuz he’s MINE! 👩 ❤️ 💋 👨🙏

Chungus: omg is that Derek Kim?! He’s lookin mad fine today

Her friends: omg I agree!!!!!! Hes mad sexy…too bad he likes Chungus!! 😍‼️

by AliceChungus November 22, 2022

Derek Kim

Derek Kim is the absolute best boyfriend anyone could ask for. He’s very sweet, funny, caring, has prestige rizz, but occasionally gets on your nerves. Everyone needs a Derek Kim in their life but NOT this one cuz he’s MINE! 👩 ❤️ 💋 👨🙏

Chungus: omg is that Derek Kim?! He’s lookin mad fine today

Her friends: omg I agree!!!!!! Hes mad sexy…too bad he likes Chungus!! 😍‼️

by AliceChungus November 22, 2022

Kim

She’s literally so beautiful, and I don’t think anyone can live without a woman like her. She’s shy at first but once you get to know her she is very funny and CRAZY!!! But you love that about her. Your very comfortable with her and aren’t afraid to be yourself with her. Partly because you guys are both weird. You love her with all your heart and can’t stop thinking about her everyday. She’s the sweetest and denies the fact that she’s the most Beautiful thing god created. She’s mi reina, mi chula, and mi amor.

Oh wow look at Kim she’s very pretty, especially with her glasses.

by Yesniggaitstrue September 20, 2022

Kim Jong Poo

The act of ultimate fornication. Requires 3 people for maximum efficiency. Person 1 makes a paper aeroplane, person 2, having consumed numerous laxative tablets, then shits (excessively) on top of it, before throwing it on person 3’s chest, creating a nuclear shit explosion. The Kim Jong Poo.

Tom: I think Beth is getting bored of me.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.

by Kim Jong Poo Poo September 27, 2022

Joelle Kim

English teacher

Jordan is going to collage to be a Joelle Kim

by irobotgaming 69 September 27, 2022