by Capn Kirk October 18, 2010
Jew rings are a boiled then baked dough ring. when referred to as bagels, they are usually very poor in quality. but Jew rings are top notch in texture and flavour.
Jew ring is the true translation for the Yiddish word "beygl", which is rarely acknowledged. Bagel, the English word given to represent Beygl is incorrect.
Bagels while similar, are different, usually being pronounced incorrectly, much like catsup is not the same as ketchup.
Jew ring is the true translation for the Yiddish word "beygl", which is rarely acknowledged. Bagel, the English word given to represent Beygl is incorrect.
Bagels while similar, are different, usually being pronounced incorrectly, much like catsup is not the same as ketchup.
Schlomo: I'm getting hungry, hymie, what should we do?
Hymie: well its obvious,isnt it? we must go to Avi's Bakery and pick up some Jew rings!
Schlomo: well what are we waiting for??
Client1: oh jesus... he's getting antsy for his money, what do we do?
Client2: lets give him a bag of Jew rings, that should hold him off
Hymie: well its obvious,isnt it? we must go to Avi's Bakery and pick up some Jew rings!
Schlomo: well what are we waiting for??
Client1: oh jesus... he's getting antsy for his money, what do we do?
Client2: lets give him a bag of Jew rings, that should hold him off
by steve2202 November 13, 2010
Albert Einstein. That’s all.
by superthunderthotius May 30, 2019
A Jewish girl, one who typically naps a lot. Logic dictates this term defines virtually all Jewish girls.
David: "How was the date last night?"
Jordan: "She didn't answer her phone, this morning txted me she was sleeping!"
David: "Another Jew napper."
The bachelorette weekend was a great time. Unfortunately the high density of Jew nappers slowed us down.
Jordan: "She didn't answer her phone, this morning txted me she was sleeping!"
David: "Another Jew napper."
The bachelorette weekend was a great time. Unfortunately the high density of Jew nappers slowed us down.
by Ben "Shalom" Bernanke May 30, 2011
by PillagerSlayer619 April 23, 2021
"Oh man, that wave is huge!"
"Go get it!"
Naw, Joey took it already. He's a total wave jew today"
"Damn"
"Go get it!"
Naw, Joey took it already. He's a total wave jew today"
"Damn"
by SurfMan February 12, 2012
Weird, obnoxious folks who find it suitable to blame almost 100% of the world's problems on "them jews".
They don't realize that while, yes, many Jews do indeed fulfill the stereotype of "greedy penny pinchers" ( I should know, i'm a jew and i live around them), rich jews did not get there by smoking pot all day. The jewish people historically have placed a heavy emphasis on hard work and education. So maybe if you stop yapping all day and criticizing us, and spend some more time reading up on stocks, you might get somewhere?
Jews are a convenient scapegoat since so many are well off. But they're wealthy for a reason. Did you know that the founder of Google, Sergey Brin, is Jewish? He's a very charitable man too, although this is less known since he prefers a low profile.
Jew haters should also know that while rich jews may often be greedy, so are rich Indians, rich blacks, and hell just rich people in general. It's a problem of the rich and of human nature, not jews.
They don't realize that while, yes, many Jews do indeed fulfill the stereotype of "greedy penny pinchers" ( I should know, i'm a jew and i live around them), rich jews did not get there by smoking pot all day. The jewish people historically have placed a heavy emphasis on hard work and education. So maybe if you stop yapping all day and criticizing us, and spend some more time reading up on stocks, you might get somewhere?
Jews are a convenient scapegoat since so many are well off. But they're wealthy for a reason. Did you know that the founder of Google, Sergey Brin, is Jewish? He's a very charitable man too, although this is less known since he prefers a low profile.
Jew haters should also know that while rich jews may often be greedy, so are rich Indians, rich blacks, and hell just rich people in general. It's a problem of the rich and of human nature, not jews.
Liberal Jew haters: They tie any form of judaism with radical zionism. Tend not to realize that the vast majority of Jews in the U.S. are extremely secular and are often some of the most liberal people around to boot. Also most american jews have very little if any connection with Israel.
Conservative Jew haters: They in turn are more prone to despise liberal, secular jews, especially for their perceived influence on Hollywood and the media. I won't lie, this image is probably more accurate. But it's still unfair to insult an entire religion for the actions of a few.
Lastly, the amount of judeophobia on this dictionary, is, frankly, disgusting. Just look up some of the definitions for "jew" or "jews" if you're skeptical of this.
Conservative Jew haters: They in turn are more prone to despise liberal, secular jews, especially for their perceived influence on Hollywood and the media. I won't lie, this image is probably more accurate. But it's still unfair to insult an entire religion for the actions of a few.
Lastly, the amount of judeophobia on this dictionary, is, frankly, disgusting. Just look up some of the definitions for "jew" or "jews" if you're skeptical of this.
by Submitters of Words July 06, 2011