Jacob Sartorios

A boy who stuck his head in a bowl of poison ivy and started looking like a chipmunk

Jacob Sartorios's music makes your ears bleed he thinks that he is Justin Bieber🙊

by M.E.C August 14, 2017

Jacob G.

A jewish teen

"Look at that jewy jew boi over there he's so jewish."
"I bet his name is Jacob G."

by bogfarter October 25, 2018

jacob

hes a pussy white boi 13 years old and a simp nigga

hi im jacob please be my friend

by bootyticklere March 12, 2020

jacob welch

The biggest male whore alive, he cheats, lies, and fucks any female fuckable...Dead Fuck!

Jacob Welch fucks women and dumps them like a bad habit, and runs back home to his wife.

by PerfectNot March 17, 2017

Jacob Sartorius

Jacob Sartorius is one of the most known teenager as of 2018. Sartorius just released a new ep ‘Better With You’ and it is absolutely amazing. He has so much talent and has the best fandom called the Sartorians.

Person 1: Who is this? This is a good song.

Person 2: That’s Jacob Sartorius. He used to be the cringe musically kid.

Person 1: Wow! He has so much talent

by delightful.jacobs November 25, 2018

Jacob Sartorius

Ex and possibly actual boyfriend of Millie Bobby Brown who just wants clout and fame,he sings quite nice songs but his sweatshirt video is weird,I tried to like him sometimes but he probably cheated on Millie Bobby Brown ,kissed a fan while dating our beautiful girl millie so for all the jillie shippers: STOP BC HES ANNOYING AND HIM AND ASHTON (Kenzie Ziegler ‘s bf) WOULD BE A NICE DUO SINCE THEY’RE LIKE THE SAME

Jacob Sartorius is a dickhead who cheats on his girlfriend

by Beautiful fillie gorl January 2, 2019

jacob copley

A very funny guy who will make you laugh. He's short and disappoints tall girls with his shortness. Other then that he is loyal and cute. He has blonde highlights in his hair and dimples when he smiles which means he is nice and kind hearted.

I'd date Jacob Copley if he weren't so short ;)

by Mrs. Bieberr December 3, 2013