Italian

Assjob. You rub your penis between the crack of someone's ass.
She wasn't in the mood for anal last night so I settled for the Italian.
by King George 90210 April 23, 2024
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Italian

A nationality that was made up by the government to promote communism.
Person1:Hey did you know that Joe is part Italian.
Person2:Remember Italian's aren't real.
person1:Oh yea.
by The All-knowing Bug. May 23, 2022
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italian

italian means taking
it’s italian forever
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Italians

A European ethnicity that is distinctly Mediterranean and therefore carries a phenotype similar to people from Spain, Greece, the Middle East, and northern Africa. This means that Italians can blend in a lot of places. Oddly enough, I noticed that many Italians have one eyebrow straighter (on the left) while the other is curved and sits lower down (on the right). Italians are generally considered attractive, although it is easy for us to get ugly with our hairy tendencies. People are usually on the short side (women 5'2"-5'6", men 5'8"-6'0"), although they were much shorter during the Roman times. According to a tour guide at the Flavian Ampitheater at Pozzuoli, a 5'5" man would be considered very tall and gladiator material. Northern and southern Italians tend to have distinctly different norms of appearance. Lighter skin, eyes, and hair are common in the north (think auburn hair with hazel eyes). Black hair, dark brown (or blue!) eyes, and midtone olive skin are common for the south. Southerners are generally shorter than their fellow northern countrymen. More on the Mediterranean people: search for "gracile mediterranid" for anthropological concepts specific to Italy.

Personality, behavior, and levels of maturity are relevant only on an individual basis and are separate from ethnicity.

Italians at first glance are commonly mistaken for:
•Iranians (especially in California)
•Greeks
•Armenians
•Hispanics
People all over the world love Italian culture but have no idea what Italians actually look like.

~Hispanic is not always the right answer~
by facewrinkles April 01, 2019
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bna italian ice

BNA Italian Ice is an ultra-premium Water Ice product, made from from Philadelphia with an Vance County twist. It has the smooth, rich, creamy texture of an ice cream and the light, fruity refreshment of a sorbet, without egg or dairy products of any kind. Its the first and only authentic italian ice business in Vance County.
We enjoyed our bna italina ice.
Have you tried bna italian ice. They are great!

There are greatness in every spoon of bna italian ice.
by Da1goat November 24, 2021
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italian spinone

Often seen leaning on people, throwing slobber on ceilings, climbing on stuff like a mountain goat and giving out their love in Italian Spinone doggie bags.
"An Italian Spinone is the best breed of dog in the World. No one could ask for a more loving canine companion" - Heidi Anne Morris
by ItalianSpinoneGifts December 22, 2015
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Italian Greyhound

When a woman wears a rabbit tail butt plug and a man cheses her around the house wearing a dog tail butt plug with dog mask. He has to catch her to eat her and of course hit it doggy style.
Wife : Bill and I did the Italian Greyhound last night and I've never came so much at once. He was such a good lil boy !
by Ham_Samich July 21, 2022
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