Allison uses the MacGyver Theory at her portrait studio. Like, "Get me my snorkel, an avocado, and some dead tree branches. This is going to be the best baby portrait EVER!"
by Realtalk12 May 18, 2015
Get the Macgyver Theorymug. Rhinebaque Theory is an ancient mythical legend, carved in the stones and passed down from man to man. It is the ultimate truth about women. In essence, Rhinebaque theory suggests that if you have a female friend, and she gives you a lolipop, she suboncsiously is thinking that she wants to give you a blowjob. It does not matter what age or race, if you are given a lolipop by a girl, she wants the cock.
"Here George, take my lolipop, I hope you enjoy it!"
"Why thankyou Alex, this Lolipop looks scumptious"
3 days later
"Ohhh Alex, yes BAABBEY!"
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As you can see, Rhinebaque Theory is true
"Why thankyou Alex, this Lolipop looks scumptious"
3 days later
"Ohhh Alex, yes BAABBEY!"
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As you can see, Rhinebaque Theory is true
by TheCrackWhore September 3, 2012
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The theory of mutamid usually encompasses two interrelated theories by Albert mutamid: special mutamid and general mutamid ², proposed and published in 1905 and 1915, respectively. Special mutamid applies to all physical phenomena in the absence of mutavity.
by Kakash7 November 23, 2021
Get the Theory of mutamidmug. Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.
There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.
Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.
Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.
Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.
Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.
Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.
Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.
Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023
Get the Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)mug. A theory that encapsulates Jesus Christ in a shell, relates to the KGB member in the light beyond the oceans. 3 cat theory.
by Jack Hagan November 8, 2018
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