5.9 Inches in 30 seconds

Someone who lasts 30 seconds and blows there load.

he 5.9 Inches in 30 seconds

by Al Sahir September 30, 2016

The Second International Horny Day

December 8th is the second day where everyone has the right to feel horny no matter what other people say!They could even ask for free nudesʘ‿ʘ

Guy:ayo shawty,link some feet pics
Girl:Lol why
Guy: It's the second international horny day!

by Cinnamon with Opium December 8, 2020

the second cumming of jesus christ

A really wierd porn film.

"Hey man did you see the second cumming of jesus christ."
"No, im not into that wierd shit."

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Big Black Nigga Second

An “enhanced” second when one needs a prolonged period of time to get something done but want to say it in the dumbest way possible.

“When are you man.” “Give me a BIG BLACK NIGGA SECOND.”

by fatkidwitajetpack March 22, 2022

3 second spin cycle

the act of giving a dirty article of clothing (esp. a shirt) a heavy dose of spray deodorant to mask any smell or foul odor. usually done in an emergency where all other items are dirty or otherwise unusable or the item is just well liked.

yo whats that smell?

sorry man, 3 second spin cycle

o gotcha

by sparky420 July 2, 2010

Your video will begin in _ seconds

No, it won't, because we'll just be PLAYING ANOTHER AD after this one ends!

Why do YouTube videos hafta have a lot of da ads be da "Your video will begin in _ seconds" format which obliges you to fumingly wait for da entire ad to play out??? Why can't da commecrials all be da "You can skip ad in _ seconds" type, so dat you only hafta wait a few seconds and then get on with your show???

by QuacksO April 13, 2021

second-cousin-11X-removed

Second-cousin-eleven-times-removed (2C11R).

My second-cousin-11X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021