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by i am a human or something December 04, 2021
The holy temple of gains is any place where someone would go to acquire massive gains. This includes any gym except planet fitness.
by Gymbro_bigman34 April 11, 2021
A magical object seen in the mika vlogs that when called upon makes a large banging noise which sounds like someone stamping on the ground . There is also a dead holy cactus lord
Mia : dead holy cactus reveal yourself! ..... .... .....
Kate: .....
Mia: ...... *bang*
Mia and Kate : * gasp
Kate: .....
Mia: ...... *bang*
Mia and Kate : * gasp
by Emkami September 10, 2019
by Harry Danglurs May 03, 2021
That wonderful phrase which is uttered by the speaker when his standards in life are so low, that he would consider the action of having sexual intercourse with a cactus, equal to spreading the word of the lord; thus combining holiness, and repetitively and violently shoving your penis into a cactus to the point where either you bleed out from blood loss, or the cactus calls the police for relentless sexual assault, and turning it into that sweet phrase we know and love.
*Notice I said "he", as women have the right mind to keep them from giving just enough of shit to not utter this phrase, although it has happened in rare cases.
*Notice I said "he", as women have the right mind to keep them from giving just enough of shit to not utter this phrase, although it has happened in rare cases.
64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "HOLY CACTUS FUCK"
Married son of 64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "Oh shit here we go again... Honey hide the cactus!"
Married son of 64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "Oh shit here we go again... Honey hide the cactus!"
by toodlefucker6969 July 08, 2017
The "Holy Fuck Moment", coined by Craig Sibley, is a phrase used when you suddenly realize how amazing being alive is.
Like stopping on the side of the road just because that mountain was cool, and saying "Holy Fuck". A good chance to talk about positive things in your life and share with others :).
Like stopping on the side of the road just because that mountain was cool, and saying "Holy Fuck". A good chance to talk about positive things in your life and share with others :).
Guy 1: man, I had the coolest Holy Fuck Moment the other day
Guy 2: Oh, awesome! what was it?
Guy 1: I was on my way to work this morning and the fog came down on the mountains and looked super cool. I really appreciated it.
Guy 2: That's awesome dude!
Guy 2: Oh, awesome! what was it?
Guy 1: I was on my way to work this morning and the fog came down on the mountains and looked super cool. I really appreciated it.
Guy 2: That's awesome dude!
by *Dingledick* November 10, 2018
The Handles that are sometimes on the inside roof of a car. Normally found toward the front. You'll grab these handles and say 'Holy Crap!' Or something similar upon a sudden shock in a car, such as hard braking, or sudden turns.
by HOLY@CRAP June 18, 2011