Dead holy cactus

A magical object seen in the mika vlogs that when called upon makes a large banging noise which sounds like someone stamping on the ground . There is also a dead holy cactus lord

Mia : dead holy cactus reveal yourself! ..... .... .....

Kate: .....
Mia: ...... *bang*

Mia and Kate : * gasp

by Emkami September 10, 2019

spilt holy water

Accidentally randomly ejaculating at inappropriate/illogical times.

I spilt holy water at grandmas funeral.

by hdd3thh April 14, 2023

holy crackle wackle

The equal of holy shit.

Holy crackle wackle! that was cool!

by bese April 29, 2022

holy bitch cunt

when u get mad and don’t know what to say

thot: i cheated on u
me: holy bitch cunt
thot:what
me:fuck u cunt

by eatmebootynigganh May 19, 2018

Holy Turd Shit!

An exclamation one would make when experiencing something life threatening and survive.

*blindfolded person throws three knives and missed kid*

Kid: Holy Turd Shit!!!!

by The Accountable Badass July 20, 2010

holy moly crapioli

Known for its amazing jokes and puns, holy moly crapioli.

Holy moly crapioli! I just got my macaroni!

Friend: good for u

by RandomInterneter October 28, 2017

Holy Doug Dimmadome

Doug Dimmadome MEX CJFDIOJNLKERFOEJ

Guy: stubs toe
Guy: HOLY SHHHH-HOLY DOUG DIMMADOME

by i am a human or something December 3, 2021