Holy Doug Dimmadome

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Guy: stubs toe
Guy: HOLY SHHHH-HOLY DOUG DIMMADOME

by i am a human or something December 04, 2021

holy temple of gains

The holy temple of gains is any place where someone would go to acquire massive gains. This includes any gym except planet fitness.

Oh man time for my workout. Gotta go to the holy temple of gains

by Gymbro_bigman34 April 11, 2021

Holy jerk off

A religious belief, in which the believer of christ furiously beats off his holy cock till they spray all there holy water for there lord and savior jesus christ. They will then pray for 10 minutes before furiously beating off till they die for there lord jesus christ.

Yo me and the boys are gonna go sacrifice ourselves for our lord with a holy jerk off you in?

by Baalo69 March 05, 2021

Dead holy cactus

A magical object seen in the mika vlogs that when called upon makes a large banging noise which sounds like someone stamping on the ground . There is also a dead holy cactus lord

Mia : dead holy cactus reveal yourself! ..... .... .....

Kate: .....
Mia: ...... *bang*

Mia and Kate : * gasp

by Emkami September 10, 2019

holy shredded chedda

Phrase used when in disbelief

Bob: look at that girl over there.
Dave: holy shredded chedda she is gorgeous.

by Harry Danglurs May 03, 2021

holy cactus fuck

That wonderful phrase which is uttered by the speaker when his standards in life are so low, that he would consider the action of having sexual intercourse with a cactus, equal to spreading the word of the lord; thus combining holiness, and repetitively and violently shoving your penis into a cactus to the point where either you bleed out from blood loss, or the cactus calls the police for relentless sexual assault, and turning it into that sweet phrase we know and love.

*Notice I said "he", as women have the right mind to keep them from giving just enough of shit to not utter this phrase, although it has happened in rare cases.

64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "HOLY CACTUS FUCK"
Married son of 64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "Oh shit here we go again... Honey hide the cactus!"

by toodlefucker6969 July 08, 2017

Shining the Holy Ark

A game on the sega saturn, in my opinion one of the best games ever created

Hey lets go play Shining the Holy Ark

by jdfikbivobgfsvbnfgibngftohnbio December 09, 2009