Hobot

The auto-spammers that fill your inbox for sex or cam sites.

OMG man some hobot just invited me to watch her hot friends naked on cam.

by Unca Milfy April 29, 2010

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

From AMC's Better Call Saul, a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish. Synonyms include the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man.

No, he wasn’t hiding drugs. He was hiding a video of him doing the Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

by OliveHoliday August 29, 2016

Hobosexual

A homeless man who is so desperate for love and attention he turns to another homeless man for the lovin that he craves from a woman

I saw two hobosexuals fighting over a hamburger and then promptly make out afterwards

by Kosh Jeller August 4, 2017

hobosexual

Pronunciation: \ˈhō-(ˌ)bō-ˈsek-sh(ə-)wəl, -ˈsek-shəl\

Function: adjective

1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward those who have no home or permanent place of residence

2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse with those who have no home or permanent place of residence

Did you hear the news about Britney Spears? She's given up on successful men and is now a hobosexual.

by Scottsdale81 January 20, 2009

Hobosexual

When one is sexually attracted to homeless men and/or women. A word made up entirely by a sixteen year old girl named Molly, who is, herself, a hobosexual.

You: Heeeey, man, I seen a hobo lyin' on the streets yesterday, gettin' banged by some nasty lookin' chick.
Me: Yeah, that was me.
You: Ew, why'd you fuck a hobo?
Me: Duh, I'm hobosexual.

by Maiqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm February 25, 2008

Hobot

Having relations with men purely for the sake of getting off, with no emotional connection.

I don't even care, I'm in hobot mode.

Hobottin tonight!

by Saranader1 June 18, 2010

hobosexual

A gay dude with a cold.

"Yeah, it's true. I'm -achoo- a hobosexual."

by Lenses January 3, 2008