goose

a goose is someone that did/said some dumbass shit or gay ass shit
by davesss August 23, 2023
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Goose is the best cat ever he always is chill and doesn’t give a crap about anything.He is very caring and loves to hang out with you.He loves to make bread on blankets but does not like to cuddle.
by ilovemycats123 April 03, 2022
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A legend of the art in throwing partys, boozing, smoking weed, growing weed, and a mastermind of being a G
Guy 1: “Who’s that?”

Guy 2: “That’s the fucking man bro! That guys so cool!”

Guy 3: “Ya they call him Goose”

All: “Steez
by Racecar backwards is racecaR November 23, 2021
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To bonk on the head, and probably leave a concussion.
"Im gonna take this toy club and absolutely goose him with it"
by NeroWasHere July 06, 2021
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When someone coughs and you can’t say bless you/excuse you, but the silence is awkward. Stems from a joke form of gesundheit, as well as coughs sounding like a quack (duck, duck, ‘goose’)
Person 1: *coughs*
Person 2: Goose
Person 1: Thanks
by TealGroup April 08, 2022
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An animal that makes THE MOST ANNOYING HONK OF GODS, and also will steal your sandwiches while your wondering your life existence at a park.
"BRO THAT GOOSE STOLE MY SANDWICHES"
by WelpThisOneWon'tBeUsed? December 08, 2019
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A wingman with a wife and kids and always manages to die in the most absurd way. They also tend to be really bad at video games.
Dude, I’m maverick and you’re goose. It’s official now
by Puddlesmama November 15, 2019
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