ghost chow

When you go down on a girl and get your friend to sneak in without her noticing and eat her out while you make noises, then come up and put your balls in her face while your friend is still giving her that sweet sweet

Me and Tyler performed a totally sweet ghost chow on Emily yesterday, she almost had a heart attack and died!

by Lil cumrag April 11, 2020

dirty ghosting

When a guy ghosts you on tinder/bumble/etc because you ask if his place is clean when he invites you over.

"Dudes on Tinder stay dirty ghosting me!"

by darkestwings July 4, 2020

Ghost Fingering

The act of raising your left arm and extending your middle finger as in "the finger" or the middle finger (as in giving someone the (middle) finger or the bird or flipping someone off) as an obscene hand gesture reversed (over your left shoulder) whilst riding your illegal Electric Bike faster than the legal speed limit in the UK and triggering a Speed Camera so it captures you Ghost Riding (see Ghost Rider's definitions) and giving the Police "the finger" in the captured Police evidence.

I love to do Ghost Fingering to the Police Gatso Camera when I Ghost Ride past above the legal speed limit on my illegal Electric Bike.

by EAPC Ghost Rider July 11, 2020

Sex with Ghosts

The sad act of masturbation whilst missing an ex-lover with whom you had awesome sex.

"Daniel closed Tinder and opted to have sex with ghosts again"

by Otter Debauchery January 4, 2022

sex with a ghost

Sex with a ghost is what SWAG stands for. It also is a song made by Teddy Hyde

Having Sex With A Ghost is really SWAG

by Despair_Queen August 31, 2021

Ghost dump

When you turn around what you were sitting on the toilet for is nowhere to be seen.

I was shitting on the toilet, then when I turned around there was nothing there, I think I just did a ghost dump.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Smoke the Ghost

To Smoke the Ghost you smoke the joint down to the very end of the joint. Instead of smoking it to a roach that you put out you smoke every bit and inhale the last remains of the joint. There is literally nothing left of the joint and by the time it goes out all there it left is one tiny piece of weed or burnt paper. Anyone who can smoke the ghost can consider themselves a true professional stoner.

man remeber that one time you smoked the ghost, most people would have put it out and called it beat but you smoked the cherry until it went out and inhaled every last bit of that joint. Come on you pussy, keep hitting it til it's beat then smoke the ghost.

by Woody's got Ciggarettes February 25, 2010