Frank

The whitest man you’ll ever know

Guy at Coachella: “Good vibes #slay”
Guy NOT at Coachella: “what at Frank”

by Fuckyoubitchsuckmyass June 17, 2018

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cameron frank

Cameron Frank’s are guys that will do anything that their lover wants. If your name is Cameron Frank, you are one of the most sweetest guys that a person will meet. We will fall in love very fast but also slow. He will like do anything for anyone even if it’s a crazy thing.

“I wish my boyfriend was Cameron Frank.”
“Cameron said he loves me with all his heart and got me whatever I wanted.”

by Swyjagjagsg May 15, 2018

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Uncle Frank

Uncle Frank(full name(false) Frank Lee Redmon Jones, also known as Mr. Jones) is an entity which takes the form of a very old man who lures children to his cabin in the middle of the woods with promises of candy, then proceeds to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts. He can often be seen hiding in the closets and under the beds of small children or driving either a white van or an old pick-up truck. This creature may also take the form of Mr. Jones, a middle aged man who kidnaps children in his white van to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts in the woods, then dismembers them. This creature is number one on the FBI's List of Most Wanted Pedophiles. This creature can be killed, however it can be hard to tell if it is actually deceased because the creature has the ability to appear to be dead for long periods of time. It survives off of the life energy of human beings, particularly children, however if prepared can go into a period of hibernation and not feed for long durations of time.

I love my Uncle Frank very much.

by Terminated Wumbo July 12, 2020

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