bung finger

The accidental one two punch of picking your ass and then your nose. Usually happens on a long couch surf where you ass pick and then an hour later try for some nose gold. The scent of musty chili ring gets ingrained in your nose and the decision to sniff and stay or wash and pray must be made.

Dude, i accidentally bung fingered last night . I had to flush by booger maker with vicks to kill the funk.

by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016

Finger largation

Commonly reffered to as large finger syndrome, when a persons fingers are excessive in size. This can only be fixed by finger reduction surgery, or if you chopped your fingers off.

Antonio garza has finger largation

by abbicus February 23, 2019

Fingering the Beans

The act of stimulating an anus with your finger while said person is in the process of having explosive chunky or thick muddy diarrhea resembling beans or re-fried beans. In general the diarrhea coats the finger, hand and wrist at beast.

John by accident ended up fingering the beans with his girlfriend Lily. While lost in lust her bowels gave out and she exploded horrid chunky diarrhea all over but John refused to quit and kept swirling his digit around in the beans.

by Dogler July 27, 2017

Sparkle fingers

It’s a term used for your fingers after fingering a girl to her climax

Well I got sparkle fingers last night with my girlfriend it was fuckin great

by Yeetymcmeaty May 10, 2019

Scusi fingers!

excuse my fingers (when touching someone else's food.) ie when moving something onto their plate, passing it to them, or reaching into their food to take some. Can also be used when passing someone cutlery if you touch anywhere but the handle.

person one: hey does anyone want onion rings?
person two: yes please *holds out plate*
person one, using their fingers to grab hot onion rings off the tray and put them on person two's plate: scusi fingers! :)

by poopoopoo123 June 10, 2017

Monkey Finger

The monkey finger - when you fall asleep with your finger in your girls bum, when you wake up pull out out and bend your finger, the crusty poo will make it look like a monkey finger

Were you monkey fingering last night?

by JamThrizzle1 January 18, 2021

Finger Banjo

When your fingers are slapping the clitoris in a rythmic folk fashion.

So, there I was, had me some PBR tall boys playing the Finger Banjo on my old lady while listening to Hank the III.

by jnejsp September 21, 2015