Nick Evans

That asshole in jr high

Kevin:here comes that nick Evans guy he can go suck a dick

by Nickevanssucks June 3, 2019

Evan Hamilton

Sexiest man alive
Very hot

That is an Evan Hamilton over there.
You see that Evan over there (I want him).

by original_hams April 14, 2024

Evan

Evan is my boyfriend. He can be annoying at times, but he’s very caring and kind. He’s always making sure I’m okay and I think it’s cute when he gives me weird nicknames.

Evan, I love you, but please lift the damn lid on the toilet so your piss isn’t everywhere.

by Olsiver November 29, 2020

Evan

Evan is the single handedly the most jaw dropping, eye popping, hunk of a man you will ever have the pleasure of laying eyes on.
Women drool over him and men turn gay, hes simply irresistible.

Girl 1: WHO IS THAT HUNK OVER THERE
Girl 2: Thats evan!!
Guy 1: I think im gay now

by Evanlover89 January 15, 2023

robert tyrone evans III

sexy

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by letitbebob June 26, 2009

Evan

Complete beta male who reverses into another car on their birthday

“Is that the kid who crashed his first day driving?”
“Yea that’s evan”
“Smh I bet he can’t even bench a plate”

by I’m tits March 18, 2021

Evan

A caring boy who likes to play video games and only likes you for you. He is a virgin and doesn’t feel like changing that anytime soon. He will want to know you honestly.

Girl 1- “ Save a horse, ride....”
Girl 2- “an Evan....”

by Lllllllllaaaaammmmmaaaaa April 16, 2020