December 11th

Today, December 11th, is the day you break down the mental positivity of your closest short friend

December 11th is the day you bully your friend to the brink of tears

Tim... grow tf up... literally

by WeenieHutJr’s December 11, 2020

December 29

The prettiest eye colored ppl were born on this day.

Her: You have the prettiest eyes.

Me: thanks I was born on December 29th.

by Holy wack March 26, 2020

December 21

National eat an Armenian day, you find the most Armenian person you know and eat the literal shit out of them No silverware allowed

December 21, It’s national eat an Armenian day, Nysbahvah you better look out

by Harryblunt December 6, 2019

december snow

The collective nutting of teenage boys after No Nut November.

Jack: Hey Jerry! The sewers are probably going to be clogged with december snow!

Jerry: Yeah Jack, we already know.

by can you dont pleaseee October 31, 2022

December 1

National Slap anybody with red hair day!!!
Make the best out of it ;)

Hay girl you got red hair let me slap u I mean it is December 1

by #and-ioop November 11, 2019

December 36

Oh my fucking god stop it dickhead, there's nothing else after 31th December and still trying to find meanings?

You (Dumbass): OMG IT'S DECEMBER 36!!111
Someone (Smart): Shut the fuck up dude, you aren't funny.

by DuperTheBox April 11, 2022

December 1

if u were born on december 1 U SLAY BOO <3 mwah ur so pretty/handsome and lovely and yeah it’s such a nice time to be born so SLAYYYYYYY and have a great birthday on december 1

girl: omg they are so nice and cute
boy: i know right! i bet their birthday is december 1st..
*everyone stares at them in awe*

by anonymous💕✨❤️‍🩹 June 18, 2022