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our country's future

The title you give a friend right before they are about to do something very stupid like rolling down a hill in a shopping cart.
"Matt is about to roll down that hill in a shopping cart"
"They call him our nations future"

It is also said after someone does something they shouldn't be proud off like giving a homeless man a handy.
"So I did this thing the other day...."
"Hahaha, our country's future, right in front of me"
"They call him the future of our country"
"They call her our country's future"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
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Country Nerd

someone who listens to a fuck ton of country music and knows all of the classic redneck tunes
Person 1: Hey did you listen to the Trace Atkins ep? Oh and the new Old Dominion singles. Also did you hear that Jon Pardi is releasing Tequila Little Time as a single?

Person 2: stfu stop being such a country nerd
by broskita December 19, 2020
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Country creme

When you fill a cowboy hat with cum and put it on your girlfriends head and she says yee haw
Country Biggs 1: hey Billy me any margerie did that country creme last night then I have her the Swiss miss

Billy: sounds like a party to me mind if I have a taste .... yee haw
by Niggerballs420 October 16, 2021
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darawiish country

darawiish country is a place inhabited by dhulbahante
by khatumo October 29, 2020
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Country Music

A music genre dominated by cis straight white men who talk about beer, trucks and girls in tight clothes and women who talk about murdering their husbands. Also particularly avoided by members of Gen Z
by Ozbot_3000 February 13, 2024
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Country Financial

Country Financial: An insurance company who will not pay your claim and then cancel your policy.
Those fucking assholes at Country Financial screwed me and now I have to sue them!
by The girl coming for you! June 9, 2018
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