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clapping

the art of the procces of secs
your kid asks in the morning, "why did i hear clapping last night".
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Clapped

William baker is clapped
by becky2304 July 8, 2021
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Clap

Clap - Slang or gonorrhea (STD)
Yanno Emily Hague got clap nd had a threesome dirty slag
by Autistic Creature February 5, 2020
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Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
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E Clap

when a girl is laying down. a man is making out with her, a different man is man is licking her tits, and a different man is eating her out.
screw the H clap, we did the E clap
by Matt Biggie Higgins December 10, 2009
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Clapped

Brandon is Clapped
by Popoff56 March 13, 2021
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Clap

When you bend a man over and fuck his ass with your elbow
Dude, at the party you clapped him so hard
by Comsack July 3, 2024
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