Metaphysical Jerk Circle

a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be

also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion

Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.

Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.

by Masterdebator1 May 27, 2025

Circle with a Mole

A character from Cheesy HFJ's show "Battle for Circle". He is the only one with more than 3 braincells in his head compared to Host Circle and the others. He later appears in ONE 3, when he was teleported into The Plane after running off-screen in Battle For Circle 11.

Host Circle: "Circle with a Mole!"
Circle with a Mole: "...no."

by WONDERHOYdemigirlthepan April 23, 2023

Bosnian jerk circle

A jerk circle done in the Bosnian manner, meaning at least 5 or more guys have to stand in a circle and jerk the man on their left off. Another variant is only 5 guys in a circle and they jerk the second person to their left off. At the end, the cum-coction gets used in a sourdough bread and then eaten by the participants. Including crust and crumbs.

Vuk: "Hej, hajde da napravimo krug i da se drkamo!(Hey, let's form a circle and jack off!)"
David(not Day-vid): "Naravno, kao Bosanci? (Sure, like the Bosnians?)"
Luke: "I'm down, I'm a fag anyway."
Filip: "Same but I'm bot making the sourdough bread again."
Tito:"We should do the Bosnian jerk circle in Sarajevo, because I'm a diktator."

by SonyBravia February 23, 2025

The Friendship Circle

A cult that has 5 members. Lizards are often enjoyed. They employ hand signals to communicate.

"Is that The Friendship Circle?"
"No that's a school of fish."

by The Friendship Circle December 12, 2021

purple circle

When you give someone a very dark hickey that presents itself as a deep purplish color. To achieve this one typically has to apply alot of pressure by sinking one's teeth into the desired skin surface.

Things got very heavy last night between Alex and I. Check out what he did to my neck, it's a real purple circle. It was SO hot!

by frenchdrain January 18, 2023

Circle jerk

A meeting of 3 or more boys gathered in a circle stroking each other off

Brookshire, Chance and Will had a circle jerk after baseball practice.

by Lil Asian X April 15, 2019

Energy circle

Another name for a donut

I need an energy circle to go with my coffee

by SteadyMuse42 January 7, 2025