by BabyJackson2020 November 15, 2020
Bob was at work on his widget machine and Larry started bothering him by asking him questions about how he was doing his job. Bob responded,"Hey man, get your dick outta' my chips!"
by Hans Mantis April 08, 2008
Something you say when someone is boasting/threatening you and is acting like a bastard. It can also be used as a joke. It's pretty rude, and is also a quote from Austin Powers, so you can follow it up with something really dumb to say and everyone will think you're REAL funny.
Dr Evil- You Ain't all that in a bag of potato chips!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!
by big,healthy,husky,fluffy,DAMN! July 06, 2014
by iamamanufan September 17, 2012
nick: a particular person who may resemble or taste like a white and milk chocolate chip muffin. who is as cute as one and if science would allow become one permantly :)
by sarahshutup January 22, 2008
When a magician shoots your shoulder, turning it to stone, and shortly afterwards your friend throws a baseball at you, assuming you can catch it, but you cant because your shoulder is stone, so it hits it, and chips it. And in the ensuing rampage that you enter after having your shoulder inadvertently chipped, you accidentally kill your girlfriend.
Brandi: DANG. i was replaced within 20 seconds. That's a record!
Austin: No chip off my shoulder
Brandi: X_X
Austin: No chip off my shoulder
Brandi: X_X
by imaustinb March 29, 2011
Spin-off of "you know what grinds my gears?". This is because it is annoying when you dip a chip, and it breaks.
"Hey, you know what really breaks my chip?"
"What?"
"When people stand super close to me in a line! So annoying."
"What?"
"When people stand super close to me in a line! So annoying."
by HALIAETUS February 17, 2022