Burning Blumpkin

To smoke a cigarette, blunt (preferably blunt), joint, pipe, or bong while receiving dome while your dropping a D.

An extra ten points are awarded to the blumpkee if they bust in the woman's eye or on her brown ring.

The Real BDP -"Yo, I was so faded when I was coping a burning blumpkin the other night from that shawty with the mangled titties."

Someone in the T station -"That shit is gross"

The Real BDP- "Nah, it's legit. I got an extra dime cause I busted on her brown ring."

by The Real BDP February 26, 2008

rope burn

A rash on the palm of your hand from too much rough masterbating

person 1: dude, this morning I woke up with mad rope burn

person 2: really? too much masterbating last night?

person 1: ya, i think its time to get a girl friend, or maybe a pocket vagina

by eddy227 February 26, 2010

Burning Rain

A figment of Adele's imagination. Usually followed by the touching of someone else's face.

I set fire to the rain as I touched your face.

Damn, is that burning rain?!? Must... Touch... your... Face

by BossyBull June 1, 2012

fair burn

The sunburn you get when you spend all day at your local fair. The difference between a fair burn and a regular sunburn is the light, unburnt band on your wrist from where you got that wristband that entitles you to unlimited rides. It could be from a watch or an extra-wide bracelet, but we all know it's not. You got that sunburn out at the fair, screaming the loudest on all the rides, shoving the most elephant ear and cotton candy down your gullet, and altogether raising more hell than anyone else there. And you loved every goddamn second of it.

I spent all day at the fair today, and when I got home and looked in the mirror, I discovered I had a fair burn.

by gtx480burnedmyhousedown August 22, 2011

Burning times

A genocide that went on for several centuries where thousands of wiccans and other witches were burned at the stake by christians. We will never forget.

Have you herd about the burning times?

by Deep blue 2012 September 19, 2009

chemical burn

An insult so spectacular it transcends the realm of what would generally be classified as a burn and cuts deeper and more effectively into the self esteem of its object. The exclamation of "chemical burn!" is usually offered by a third party following a particularly vicious or clever dis, characterizing it as such. Chemical burns produce the metaphorical equivalent of extensive tissue damage.

IMHO, the dopest chemical burn in the movie The Love Guru is when Guru Pitka goes: "I like your hat. I used to have a hat like that once...then my mom got a job!"

by clarkharveyhour February 26, 2011

Fur Burn

The stinging rug burn on your shaft from your girl's hairy furburger after a session of intense slamming.

Friend 1) "Yo Rick why you walking funny?"

Friend 2) "Me and Kim fucked so hard her Hair Nest she gave my Johnson a fur burn. Girl's gotta trim that beaver!

by Dooty77 July 7, 2018