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bomb vest

Derived from "bomb vest wearer". A derogatory term for a middle-eastern or muslim person, mainly used in Ontario and Quebec. Most likely used as a joke but only when the person did something wrong, disappointing, or scary.
Person 1: I can't believe Moe gave the puck away like that so the other team could score right afterwards.
Person 2: He's just a bomb vest, what do you expect?

Girl 1: Did you hear Hamzah tell that group of middle schoolers he was gonna blow up their houses? What if he gets arrested?
Girl 2: Don't worry about it, those arab bomb vests can say whatever they want and it's still politically correct. You'll still get to kiss him someday like you've always wanted <3
by phil.thrill666 August 19, 2021
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Cafe Bomb

1. A bomb placed and detonated in a Cafe
2. A Shot of Espresso Dropped into a Glass of Coke/Pepsi/etc.
1. the cafe bombing killed 6 people and injured 12 others.

2. This Cafe Bomb is so strong I could raise the dead.
by AtomicBrahms January 6, 2009
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yo bomb

the act of sending text messages with only the word yo in each message
gregg dobbs yo bombed me by sending me 18 text messages with only the word yo
by the yo bomber September 29, 2011
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Jagr bomb

A hard slap shot by legendary NHL ice hockey player Jaromir Jagr, which almost always results in a goal.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see that jagr bomb last night?"
Person 2: "Which one? Jagr scored like 7 goals..."
by TheRecklessRussian March 6, 2015
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Shanty Bomb

A shanty bomb is when a person takes a dump into aluminum foil and wraps this up then cuts a whole in someones mattress, they place the wrapped poop into the mattress, finally seals the mattress back up and throws the sheets back on the bed.

The Shanty Bomb will not smell for a few days. But when the smell strikes shanty bomb victims will tear their rooms apart to find the smell but never think to look inside their mattress. This is a practical joke of a very sinister nature...
Dude let's go shanty bomb Professor Wright's bed!

Oh man it smells like someone shanty bombed your room dude.
by DeaconBillard July 25, 2011
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Schlong bomb

Jack :'Watch out, he's got a schlong bomb!'
Train driver : 'Shit it's gonna blow'
Jack : 'that's what she said' *winks at train driver*
*The train blew up and a bellend flew through the air*
by Schong bong JT October 14, 2012
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topic bomb

A new topic introduced into a conversation which has the effect of causing the participants to stray from the previous course of the discussion and causes multiple digressions to occur.
A student in a graduate seminar prefaces his contribution to the discussion by saying, "This might be kind of a topic bomb, but it might be pertinent."
by Deep Ears February 21, 2009
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