me: if you answer this question wrong you are an Austin what is 1+1?
guy 1: I don't know.
me: congratulations you are an Austin.
guy 1: I don't know.
me: congratulations you are an Austin.
by truedictinoary September 5, 2023
Get the Austinmug. by DEEZNUTS69 October 12, 2017
Get the austin and zoemug. A creature that looks like a grown man, except a baby at the same time. It is not human, It is an austin. The austin is usually a household pet. Some austins can be found in the wild deep in west Texas, rural Florida, and sometimes the deep Atlantic.
We should buy an austin.
You have an austin?
Mom, can we please please please get an austin??
Look! A wild austin!
You have an austin?
Mom, can we please please please get an austin??
Look! A wild austin!
by TheCodfishMaster March 18, 2025
Get the Austinmug. by Poppypopo October 13, 2022
Get the Austinmug. Usually a white guy with a long hair, and beautiful brown eyes. He has a monster dick coming in at 127 feet long and 53.6 feet wide. He will most often be found doing some dumb shit, like very dumb shit. dumb shit inside of dumb shit type dumb shit. Very attractive, and overall the perfect man.
by Greg147_RedDragon January 2, 2022
Get the Austinmug. Is a boy who will steal your heart and keep it safe he's the boy you'll want to spend the rest of your life with. You and him will fall in love instantly and neither of you will want it to end. You both know it will last forever because of what you both have. Austin is the boy of your dreams. With his light brown hair and those light brown green eyes that are somewhat hazel like, a smile that is contagious, although he is a little short. He makes up for it in another area(iykyk). He's so attractive and very hot. You will never want to take him for granted. He really does try his hardest even when you think he's over all amazing he won't feel like it so constant reassurance is needed. He's perfect but he's just a boy. But that boy will make you smile everytime you think of him. He will make everyday worth living. He will make you feel like he gave you the world. You'll often think how did I get so lucky to end up with this magnificent Austin. Well simply by being you. He loves you so much. He has layers yes and it is so worth the time to understand him. You'll find yourself daydreaming about how amazing he is. Austin is the guy you want to meet your family with. Hes the guy you want to show off to everyone you know to let them know what perfection truly is. Austin is a one of a kind guy never ever let him go. I love my Austin
by Justanotherrandompersonwhoknow December 24, 2022
Get the Austinmug. by nahta wrld February 8, 2022
Get the Austin Tucker Ashleymug.