Austin, MN

Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.

Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”

Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”

Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”

by Chaotic_Cat July 22, 2021

Austin Osborn

The prettiest woman in the world, she doesn't know her own self worth. Austin Osborn is a flirt but is scared by 7-inch-candy bars.

"Wowah that girl is pretty, who is she?"
"That's Austin Osborn"

by Help-i'm-dying April 20, 2018

Austin Tucker Ashley

A fat ass little kid who gets treated like a baby and is 9 years old and 198 pounds.

He is so fucking fat he must be a Austin Tucker Ashley

by nahta wrld February 8, 2022

austin

My friend who I miss. Wonder how my friend is doing?

Austin is my friend

by 274!(!@210 January 6, 2020

Austin crine

you autism crime and someone pronunch yo name wrong

yo austin crine nah im autism crime

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella March 3, 2025

Austin Theory

A failed cash in

Austin theory shouldn’t be MITB winner

by NYCDEMONDIVA July 22, 2022

Austin

Austin is the type of guy with a deep, sexy voice. He is kind to all people and knows how to respect women. He is emo and by saying that, he likes emo music and dresses like an emo. Although he is very kind, he is broken inside. His past is very broken but he tries to hide it so others won't worry about him. He has a big... you know what I'm talking about. He is stereotyped to be very southern but most of the time isn't. His eyes are gorgeous. If you are dating him, he will make you feel like the only one he cares about. He has amazing humor and can make anyone laugh. His dream job is being a Comidian, actor, or a singer, mainly a Rockstar.

Who is that really funny guy with the deep voice?
You mean Austin?
Yes! Him!

by AngelicGirl May 18, 2022