Scott Reid

The Trotting Turkey. A boy whose image was distributed around the bus shelters of Dundee in 2003-04.

I came fir the number 22 bus, why am I looking at a photae of thon Scott Reid?

by Albert Buffman April 15, 2022

Flag

Get the Scott Reidmug.

Scott Burger

An overdramatic complaint from someone who's just recieved a gift. Typically done by those who are upper class.

A spin off of a nothing burger.

Did you see that Ross was crying about not getting the right color Lamborghini for his birthday? That's such a Scott burger.

by Azzwagon March 19, 2025

Flag

Get the Scott Burgermug.

Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason

6 foot 2 13 year old presumed male

Bread Bitch
Wheat Boy
Small Peen
Circumcised number 2

Person 1: walks into class

Person 2: God dammit Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason stole my diary

by maksammich August 29, 2019

Flag

Get the Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Masonmug.

Scott’s Law

When you know you shouldn’t carry on what you’re doing but think WTF I’m gonna do it anyway!!!

Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law

by High Vis Harry January 21, 2021

Flag

Get the Scott’s Lawmug.

Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler

A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.

by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025

Flag