penis face

An explitave used to describe someone behaving badly. Much more creative than asshole, fucker, or cunt.

That server was very curt, what a penis face!

by maurad April 18, 2006

Face Five

A term coined by "The Todd," a perverted character on the hit tv comedy "Scrubs."

To interpret a slap on the face as a misplaced high-five.

1:
Carla: Why is my stapler on the floor?
She bends over to retrieve it, revealing a slight peeping thong.
Todd: Thonnnnnnnng!
Carla whips around and slaps him.
Todd: Face-five! Oh, yeah!

2:
I tried to look up that chick's skirt and she gave me a face five for effort!

by intrepid May 9, 2005

Man Face

A very ugly, and brutal looking female. One that could be closely compared to or might even be a man by her/his facial structure.

"Holy crap, stay away from that thing, she's got some major Man Face going on."

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

2 faced

someone who acts different to someone around different people

you see bradley robbins he a fucking 2 faced bitch

by baller12345 January 19, 2009

cheese face

cheese face

(n) The face you make whilst yipped on coke. Characterized by uncontrollable teeth grinding and grinning ear to ear.
Guy 1: Dude, I cant believe Hughes took two grams to his dome last night.
Guy 2: Yeah man, he was totally zooted, he had a power cheese face on all night, it was creeping me out.

by ambalance April 14, 2011

faced out

To be completely destroyed, most commonly associated with drug use.

"Hey man you want another tab?"
"No way, I'm already completely faced out"

by Dropp March 5, 2008

Cap Face

When someone does something devious and then smiles innocently and denies doing anything. The "Cap Face" is so sweet many cannot resist it and will belive whoever uses the Cap Face.

-"Did you just trip me"
--"Who me? I'd never do anything like that!" *smiles innocently*
-"Oh, okay"

That was a total Cap Face!

by xxmaddiebear January 21, 2011