h-tard

Any country folk that come to college bars/parties and plays a bunch of country music on the juke box/stereo. H-tards are also ignorant, loud, and culturally close minded.

"Someone turn this country music crap off and get these h-tards out of here."

by donnylightning June 8, 2009

Malicious Tards

1. A stupid bitch who spreads crabs amongst people.
2. They can strike in packs and roam in their natural habitat, Xbox live.
3. A little kid, who is constantly screaming.

Wholy shit dude, I got cancer and crabs from that Malicious Tards.

by The Game, You Lost It March 1, 2010

v-tard

General officer (usually USAFNG) that doesn't follow the advice of his trusted staff officers, violates ethics laws, and subsequently gets himself fired.

Did you see what that V-tard did today?

by just another staff officer June 24, 2011

emo-tard

A new slang word meaning "Emotional Retard" founded July, 11th 2010 in order to help put a comical spin on the tragic life of Alea and friends.

Stop being such an emo-tard Andrew!!

by Big Baybee July 11, 2010

Holi-Tard

someone who cannot comprehend the meaning or feeling of the Christmas Season good cheer sprit like scrooge

"hey bro, your cuz just dissed Santas' sleigh team- what a Holi-Tard

by grzly December 23, 2009

Tard Tsunami™

A swarm of uninformed people to a community site, Youtube channel, or livestream event usually caused by recent viral exposure.

Oh man our video got posted on Machinima Realm and a Tard Tsunami™ soon followed.

by AvidyaUS June 28, 2011

e tard

When a person takes the drug extasy and lays down to sleep instead of dance.

Man that pill was lame all I did was chill all night,I hate when I e tard.

by lil miss May 19, 2006