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Beast Simp

A male animal domesticated or wild that won’t stop having sex or mating with a female animal and skips time with his bros or even hunting.
My dog is a beast simp he won’t stop humping the neighbors dog.
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
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Simp HQ

- Some chick got dicked live on Twitch and only got a seven day ban, whereas I got permabanned because some rando yelled the gamer word over the mic.
- What did you expect from Simp HQ!?
by Mephisto, the Lord of Hatred November 5, 2022
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Kenny simp

A person who "simps" for a literal ten year old cartoon character.
(Person one):"KENNY IS SO HAWT"
(Person 2): "What a Kenny simp."
by MochiAteYourDrawings May 21, 2023
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Simp Bait

One who hits on their friends to draw attention, allowing others to flirt, so a simp can be found.
I am simp bait so Rio can find a simp.
by Handy_manny69 December 25, 2020
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ani-simp

someone who simps for anime characters. like me lmao
sara: i have 5 posters of kurapika in my bathroom so i can look at his hotness everyday
bob: its being an ani-simp for me
by deez n-nuts April 9, 2021
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sneak simp

Coined by Alinator, a part of the Dark Triad of simping (Desperate Simp, Financial Simp, & Sneak Simp) a sneak simp is the act of simping or being a simp very secretively, especially acting like you are not a simp around your friends & others, then behind their backs you simp hard. This is worse than being a financial simp & an openly desperate simp because it is shady, and extremely untrustworthy. If anyone of your friends find out that you sneak simped, don’t blame them for dropping you, no one likes a shady ass simp ass nigga.
Did you hear that nigga went behind our backs and simped for a bitch while telling us to our faces that he didn’t fw her care about her and he ignored her all the while he was doing all that shit making us believe he was based yeah fuck that nigga can’t trust no sneak simp
by simpannihalator October 7, 2023
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Fiat simp

A person obsessed with upholding fiat currency, like the US dollar, to the detriment of cryptocurrency, like Bitcoin.
Janet Yellen is the worst fiat simp.
by GasMachine February 22, 2021
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