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dick ass shit

YOUR A DICK ASS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
by ryan vorvory June 4, 2019
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dick suck of life

When u get a bj and you make a weird face but u feel like they sucked ur soul out and u bust a nut so hard it automaticalky goes down ur throat
Danm deja gave me the dick suck of life
by sioanexbobyjonhson June 21, 2016
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bent dick energy

Often confused with big dick energy. Bent dick energy is when one possesses under confidence in ones self, when in actuality they are a bomb ass person. They are often severly underrated, if not observed closely one might appear shy of boring, but once you get to know them, you realize their true potential as a dear friend or perhaps legendary lover.
" I dont know much about that guy Alex, he doesnt talk much" "He's just got bent dick energy, hes actually pretty epic"
by Smolpapi May 5, 2020
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Dick Suck Crazy

When something extremely unexpected happens, and bystanders cover their mouths with a clenched, balled fist with the thumb side toward the mouth, thus mimicking the motion of grasping the primary male reproductive organ and inserting said organ into ones mouth.
This is usually accompanied by a long, drawn out "Daaaaaaaaaaamn" to further express surprise.
Andrew: Hey Neil, I fucked your mom last night for real. Here, check the pics and vids on my phone.

Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist)... Neil your mom's a sick bitch!

Neil: Whatever, I've got some of me and Andrew's mom on my phone, see?

Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist again)...

Andrew: Enough of that Dick Suck Crazy bullshit, learn a new reaction.
by RECLA1M3R October 23, 2011
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Dick and Balls Syndrome

A disease where you're heavily fixated on dick and balls. This fixation often results in stomach issues. With this syndrome, you can only see dick and balls as two separate entities, you can't comprehend the entire male anatomy collectively. This syndrome is all consuming. It makes focusing on other things difficult. Symptoms may vary, and some people might have heavier focus on dick, and others balls.

Can be shortened to DB Syndrome
Charlie's dick and balls syndrome has been really active recently. He opened his eyes after sleeping and in his left eye I saw the reflection of a dick, and in the right, balls.
by Tate Sample May 12, 2022
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big dick frank

His cack is so huge you would want to have the sensation of it. Also he never shows it but when he does make sure to expect a slap to the face with is humongous slong.
by YOUR MAM :) May 4, 2021
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Oompa Loompa Dick

When you masturbate after eating cheetos or doritos but forget to wash your hands first
Brad: Man i accidentally gave myself an oompa loompa dick after having a snack yesterday.
by Farfegneugen October 15, 2019
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